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Song Parodies -> "These Geese Have No Fear"

Original Song Title:

"At Least It Was Here"

Original Performer:

The 88

Parody Song Title:

"These Geese Have No Fear"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

The theme song for: "Goose-cruelty" I mean "Community"
You heard a splash?
Swim to the shore
Run from their sand
Since these birds love gore
Don't feed them bread
Fingers they'll eat
They won't lay gold, So don't believe what you read

These facts are true: These birds are insane
Their beaked mouths are meant to bring you pain

Flee when they soar
They'll make you scream
Hissing at dopes who fish near their stream
Hunters are packed with hunting gear
They'll still be knocked out, They'll shout, As their blood smears

Down south for the season? You'll be safe
When they're back they're scary as Ringwraiths!

Must hide from these killer geese!
High-wired when you water ski
The lake's nuts when these freaks fly
Claws scratch your blue jeans
These critters are always crazed
A crotch chomp when soaking rays
Ducks won't leave you agonized
Geese will wreck your day

Heard some babes roar
On the swim team
Since they were groped by these feathered beasts
Guns to goose heads won't make them fear
They could be shot down, Won't frown you'd see them sneer

You'll destroy your drawers these birds aren't sane
They're down covered demons with sick brains
I'm not stunned that their beach is blood-stained
Tourists take a gander at this place!

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Total Votes: 6

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Peter Andersson - October 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Where's a No-Fly Zone when you need it?
Max Power - November 20, 2016 - Report this comment
This you can indeed blame Canada for.
Agrimorfee - November 22, 2016 - Report this comment
bobpiecheese - November 22, 2016 - Report this comment
(Artistry) All I can think of is the swan from Hot Fuzz. They can break a man's arm, you know. Anyway, hilariously disturbing parody, 555 golden eggs!
Blaydeman - November 22, 2016 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Weirdly cute. Kind of a Birdemic-esque spin on geese. Fun! I could definitely see a hilarious video for this. I imagine it in complete slo-mo, like the opening credits of Zombieland. Lots of silly fun to be had here!
Abbott Skelding - November 24, 2016 - Report this comment
Dude, geese are no joke. There is a hospital in Toledo that has a pond out front that always has dozens of geese in it, and sometimes they'll wander up into the parking lot, preventing people to park! THEY'RE MAD I TELL YA!! Great job with this one, I love the "They're down covered demons with sick brains" line the most, great work!

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