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Song Parodies -> "Bake With Me"

Original Song Title:

"Stay With Me"

Original Performer:

Sam Smith

Parody Song Title:

"Bake With Me"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A gingerbread romantic tragedy.
Verse 1: Here I go, I’m just dough on a cold tin pan
On the run I was the gingerbread man
Hot lights start to burn in that oven
But at least I have you, will you hold my hand?

Chorus: Oh, won’t you bake with me?
Cuz you’re all I need
Cuz our love is oh so sweet
So darling, bake with me

Verse 2: Why are we so delectable?
It’s no life to be cooked, and then get engulfed
And deep down I can feel my anger rouse
Wish they would let us be, in our candy house

Chorus: Still will you bake with me?
We could be a treat
Is it love or just the heat?
Oh darling, bake with me

Bridge: Oh… (Oooo…)
Oh… (Oh…)
Oh… (Oooo…)

Chorus: Please won’t you bake with me?
Stripped of all icing
We’ll make love our recipe!
So darling, bake with me

Chorus: So will you bake with me?
We’ll rise, from the yeast
Want my heart? Just take a piece
I’m glad you’ll bake with me…
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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Agrimorfee - April 23, 2016 - Report this comment
This could easily be performed by The Gingerbread Man in Shrek 5 (god forbid such a production ever came to fruition), so major props for that.
Max Power - April 27, 2016 - Report this comment
Since flour products are part of cereal products, if we eat the gingerbread man, does this still makes us cereal killers?
Matthias - April 28, 2016 - Report this comment
This one was pretty cute. It could of easily used the same title and been turned into stoner comedy so I'm glad that you went the gingerbread cookie route.
bobpiecheese - April 28, 2016 - Report this comment
(ABC) Tragilarious and so delicious, 555!
Abbott Skelding - May 01, 2016 - Report this comment
I agree with Matty that this could have gone a few different ways, but I'm glad you went the cooking route. It wasn't particularly "ha-ha" funny, but funny in the sense that I'd love to see a gingerbread singing this to its oven-mate. Good job!

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