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Song Parodies -> "Reindeer"

Original Song Title:

"Diamonds"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Reindeer"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Christmas is coming! Part 1 of the 12 songs of Christmas!
Fly high like a reindeer
Fly high like a reindeer

In flight cause it is Christmas Eve
They are moving fastly
As they glide see their stride
They're the reindeer in the sky

Santa won't use cars, They stink
Cause petrol is too pricy
He's an old man, Slowly drives
Thus there's reindeer in the sky

Can't match their speed
Trained in their reindeer games
Yeah, Reindeer games
A free flight without the TSA bringing pain
Deer are so nice, Yeah, They beat mice...

So fly high, Tonight, They're so spry
They're magical those reindeer in the sky
Laws defied, Physics lied
They're mythical those reindeer in the sky

Take flight like a reindeer
Like kites are those reindeer
Outta sight are those reindeer
Invisible those reindeer in the sky

Huge heights fly those reindeer
At night fly those reindeer
Don't you fright they're just reindeer
A miracle how reindeer learned to fly

Santa won't be in a hearse
Thanks to Cupid and Blitzen
And some more, Pimp Kringle's ride
They're the reindeer in the sky

They're not here from Mars, I think...
Just the North Pole down the street
Rudolph's guiding, Nose is bright
Lead those reindeer in the sky

Must be light or they'd be crushing roofs all day
Home owners strife, You'd hear their cries

It's not trite, just right, can't deny
They're magical those reindeer in the sky
Time to fly, Take a dive
They're so graceful those reindeer in the sky

Delight for those reindeer
Excited for reindeer
PETA fights for those reindeer
Unusual those reindeer in the sky

Tonight will come reindeer
Inviting those reindeer
Schedule's tight for those reindeer
Inscrutable those reindeer in the sky

Web sites look for reindeer
Polite are those reindeer
Inciting those reindeer

Kids will try to spy on those guys
They're fanciful those reindeer in the sky
Hide their stride, To survive
They're tactical those reindeer in the sky

Like sprites are those reindeer
With might fly those reindeer
Kids write to those reindeer, Vixen!

Fly high like a reindeer
Like kites are those reindeer
Huge heights fly those reindeer
Delight for those reindeer

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Onslaught - November 21, 2013 - Report this comment
So what you're saying is on the first day of Christmas Matthias gave to me a caribou? Can't wait for the 555th day.
Matthias - November 21, 2013 - Report this comment
I know 3 people that are getting coal in their stocking. Thank you though Onslaught you've been nice all year round.
Punster - November 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Hey Matty, just make sure the coal is Kingsford so that my Xmas Barbequed reindeer meat tastes great ;-)

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