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Song Parodies -> "Wednesday Addams- Fright Day"

Original Song Title:

"Friday"

Original Performer:

Rebecca Black

Parody Song Title:

"Wednesday Addams- Fright Day"

The Lyrics

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*ghostly wooooo’s*
Koooooky
Spoooooky
Oooooky
Yeah yeah

[VERSE 1]
7am, waking up in my coffin
Rotten old flesh stinking up the air
Guillotine a doll, dress all ethereal
Pound it with me, Thing!
It’s time to go and
Stick some needles in
Until blood is gushin’
Bottle it all to the last drop
Stir it with some pus
As it ferments
(What scents!)

Kick my brother Pugsley
In a pair of black cleats
Gomez has angina?
Cure it with a stake!

[CHORUS]
My white face, tight braids
Gonna go out on Fright Day
Mortitia is lookin’ morbid
To go freakin’… shriekin’
Knife blades, nightshade
Heads will roll on Fright Day
Addams family lookin’ forward to some eekin’

[HOOK]
Martyrdom, slaughter ‘em (Argh!)
Draw ‘em then quarter ‘em (Argh!)
Glum, glum, glum, glum
Look at all the gloom we’re wreakin’

[VERSE 2]
Having people tied to the ice rink as we ice skate
Suicide, death, you’re all gonna die
Hung, stung, swallow your tongue
Hey, there’s Cousin Itt!
I chop limbs into bits
And blend them every night
(Sprayyy!)
Psychotic, necrotic
Eyelids: sewn up

Trickin’ when you want treats
Kitchen full of hacked meat
Bodies I will grind up
Which bone should I break?

[CHORUS]
We light flames, bite, maim
Ready to drown on Fright Day?
Never dusting, all our floorboards
They be creakin’… squeakin’
Tight chains, eye strain
Don’t you love the vice pain?
Addams family lookin’ forward to some creepin’

[HOOK]
Daddadadum, daddadadum (click)
Daddadadum, daddadadum (click)
Run, run, run, run
Look at all the gloom we’re wreakin’

[BRIDGE]
Fester’s painting Lurch’s hearse grey
Pubert’s digging my grave, nice spade!
Gee, we e-lectrocuted
We executed
We’re gonna knit a pall today

Such horror, we splatter brains
And hunt you… out in the woooooods
I don’t want this bleakness to end!

[INTERLUDE]
Yeah, yeah
RIP…Your neck will snap!

Blood spilling makes me hungry (When should lunch be?)
Swing the axe in (As I’m hackin’)
Stab knives in, bruising (Argh! Argh!)
Remains, twitching veins
Heat the stove up, grandma’s died (Ew!)
(Got my) sur-gi-cal mask
Fluids gush-ing bloodily
A slick smock, pitchfork, gonna scream
Flecked in slime?
I’m Wednesday, call your deacon
Reaping has begun
Clock up the death toll!

[CHORUS]
My white face, tight braids
Gonna go out on Fright Day
Everybody lookin’ morbid
To go freakin’… shriekin’
Knife blades, nightshade
Heads will roll on Fright Day
Addams family lookin’ forward to some eekin’

[HOOK]
Martyrdom, slaughter ‘em (Yeah!)
Draw ‘em then quarter ‘em (Yeah!)
Glum, glum, glum, glum
Look at all the gloom we’re wreakin’

[CHORUS]
We light flames, bite, maim
Ready to drown on Fright Day?
Never dusting, all our floorboards
They be creakin’… squeakin’
Tight chains, eye strain
Don’t you love the vice pain?
Addams family lookin’ forward to some creepin’

[HOOK]
Daddadadum, daddadadum (click)
Daddadadum, daddadadum (click)
Run, run, run, run
Look at all the gloom we’re wreakin’
Just shoot me.

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Matthias - March 17, 2011 - Report this comment
I heard this cringe-worthy song yesterday after you posted it on Facebook. Gah! Such a bad OS! But this parody was hilarious!
Jack wilson - May 06, 2011 - Report this comment
HILARIOUS! 5s

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