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Song Parodies -> "Traitor?"

Original Song Title:

"Timber"

Original Performer:

Pitbull ft. Ke$ha

Parody Song Title:

"Traitor?"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

CNN's Wolf Blitzer attacks Ted Nugent who in supporting REP Texas Gubernational candidate Greg Abbott called Obama a "Commie raised and Commie nurtured subhuman mongrel." Other racist remarks include calling Obama a "Chimpanzee" and claiming that Obama is wiping his ass with the Constitution. He is also against any gun control laws and is way Right-of-the-Right. Blitzer seemed really agitated by Nugent's remarks and the fact that Abbott embraced him in his campaign. Newt Gingrich was interviewed and didn't approve of the crazy things Nugent said but pointed out the double standard of the liberal media not reporting Democratic racist language by Gore and Biden. And so the controversy continues...
[Ted Nugent]
CNN clown, F-ck Wolf Blitzer
A Commie stooge, leans to the Left
A verbal fight, it’s not my blunder
Obama‘s scum, meant what I said

[Blitzer]
Crazy Right-winger, he made the wrong calls
Makin’ hateful noise and slurs so racial
Barack- subhuman mongrel? Way off!
Commie nurtured like ACORN, traitor?
Drags US down, WTF? Traitor?
Wipes Constitution with his butt? Traitor?
Ted Nugent is mentally ill
Hates the President, gun control bills, hater!!!

Spews that garbage round and round
Right of the Right, made Newt frown
Takes cheap shots, campaign bound
Right of the Right, is racist clown
Spews that garbage round and round
Right of the Right, made Newt frown
Takes cheap shots, campaign bound
Right of the Right, this racist clown

[Ted Nugent]
CNN clown, F-ck Wolf Blitzer
A Commie stooge, leans to the Left
A verbal fight, it’s not my blunder
Obama‘s scum, meant what I said

CNN clown, F-ck Wolf Blitzer
A Commie stooge, leans to the Left
A verbal fight, it’s not my blunder
Obama‘s scum, meant what I said

[Blitzer]
Look on TV, Ted‘s absurd, he’s insane
No, it's just him, and he’ll never change
Gives interviews, calling names
Sad to say, controversial things
Texas Gubernatorial, Abbott
Greg embraces the fanatic, habit
He puts the Pres down, why? 'cause he’s 33/5 down

Spews that garbage round and round
Right of the Right, made Newt frown
Takes cheap shots, campaign bound
Right of the Right, is racist clown
Spews that garbage round and round
Right of the Right, made Newt frown
Takes cheap shots, campaign bound
Right of the Right, this racist clown

[Ted Nugent]
CNN clown, F-ck Wolf Blitzer
A Commie stooge, leans to the Left
A verbal fight, it’s not my blunder
Obama‘s scum, meant what I said

CNN clown, F-ck Wolf Blitzer
A Commie stooge, leans to the Left
A verbal fight, it’s not my blunder
Obama‘s scum, meant what I said
Note: The parody is an exchange between Nugent and Blitzer. I am a REP but do not approve of Nugent's remarks. The lyrics reflect opposing views and Wolf is the one asking how Obama is a traitor as Nugent has often claimed.

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Race-Blind - February 19, 2014 - Report this comment
Saw part of the interview of Gingrich by Blitzer. Any transgression by Biden and Gore is nothing compared to Nugent's obscene racial rant. He is a lunatic, ignorant, white supremacist traitor to America's professed liberty-and-freedom-for-all hypocrisy, as is Abbott for not disavowing him for fear of losing his unreconstructed racist base. The mealy-mouthed Gingrich is an apologist-traitor who has been peddling his elitest corporate toadyism under the rubric of scholarship for decades. I much prefer prostitutes over politicians, especially the many of the latter whose family members are registered lobbyists or otherwise are employed in conflict-of-interest jobs. They are all traitors whose allegiance is not to the general welfare, but to money and their self-aggrandizement, as they smooth the path to a new Golden Age, plutocracy, and the inevitable revolt by the masses. Good to see Wolf raise his hackles for once. Read between the lines of the parody and it's obvious that Arndt agrees with me about the Nugent fiasco. Unfortunately, I don't know the OS, so I'm not qualified to give a score.
Color-Blind - February 19, 2014 - Report this comment
Blitzer & Company can have their apology as soon as they apologize for all the times their left-of-Castro racist Commie traitor pals compared Bush to various simians, for all the downright anti-Semitic 9/11 conspiracy theories they've entertained and promoted on their treasonous propaganda channels masquerading as news, for calling the terrorists who attacked this country "militants" instead of terrorists, for their treasonous "embedding" with these same mass-murdering psychopaths in Iraq, and for suppressing all favorable news on the war in favor of promoting hate against Bush and Republicans in general. They can also apologize for the tens of millions of black babies they've murdered for money with the help of their baby-butchering feminazi goose-stepper harlot cronies, all the millions of black jobs they've eliminated, all the Oreos and racist catcalls and libels they've tossed at black people who dare to be Tea Party conservatives instead of staying on the Marxist plantation, and the ACA, a.k.a. 0-Doesn't-Care, which has killed off health insurance for millions of people of all races. All the real racism, sexism, and jack-booted thuggery is on the left, and all the left-wing Commies who embrace this murderous anti-American regime and its treasonous ideology are deserving of death by torture for their endless crimes against humanity; they should be grateful if all we do is throw them out of office.
Rob Arndt - February 19, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks for the votes, but I hope that this will not degenerate into Left-Right arguments as we all have our preferences. I am a REP and will defend my party, the real GOP, against the fanatics that seek to divide it like the Tea Party and crazies like Nugent. It is just ignoranance to claim Obama was born in Kenya and attack his policies due to skin color. The "subhuman mongrel" stuff was plain old Nazism. Hitler said those things and made the same claims to justify the Holocaust and other in the field massacres. Nugent sounds like a Klansman, so that is the 33/5 ref in my lyrics (33/5 means KKK- 5th Gen). I also agree with Newt Gingrich that the left-leaning liberal media skips over DEM racist remarks and other nasty remarks... but Newt is a smooth-talker and apologist for the GOP's blunders. His monotone delivery is a debating tool and he made Blitzer look like a fanatical leftwing reactionary in response. When Obama leaves office after 2016, he will either be vilified depending on the debt and/or frailure of Obamacare to help those w/o medical insurance... or get mixed reviews due to pullouts in the ME, saving GM, Osama killed, raising the minimum wage, and depending if the economy stays on a recovering level. The REPs biggest fight is still internal right now and a house divided- falls. REPs need to confront the Tea Party and crazies and stand against them, re-solidify the platform and select a leader for 2016 that CAN get votes from women, minorities, Gays, and most of the indie voters. If not, the DEMs will keep winning. Nugent and Abbott are pandering to Texas racists and promoting guns at the same time, so they have very little to lose in that state. In Cali, the condemnation would be a million times worse!!! I'm not against Texas, just sad to see that Abbott and Nugent are attaching racist hatred of Obama to gun control hatred, so that the consequences are minimal for them and that group of voters they are pandering to. And those types of voters are the ones that can't stand a N-gger in the White House, no matter what his policies are (gun control, ACA, NSA spying, etc...).
Callmelennie - February 19, 2014 - Report this comment
No political figure, especially on the right, should align themselves with any rock star because they (rock stars) all think their own recto-colonic extrusions are lacking in an olfactory signature ... if you know whatever the f#(k it is I'm talking about
Rob Arndt - February 19, 2014 - Report this comment
CML, LOL!!! It doesn't take a plume sensor to know what you are talking about ;-)
Patrick - February 19, 2014 - Report this comment
What we need is a Republican Party that believes in something more than just compromise with Democrats. The idea that Obama was born in Kenya or Indonesia came from his own early efforts to portray himself as something more exotic than just a plain old American. No one I know cares a damn about his skin color. We have judged him by the content of his character, and it is evil. If we had real Americans in Congress, Obama would have been impeached years ago.
This Just In - February 20, 2014 - Report this comment
On a good day, Ted Nugent is a brain-dead troll.

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