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Song Parodies -> "Conspiracy (the Nutters Spree) Part II"

Original Song Title:

"Dear Diary (of August 2016)"

Original Performer:

Peter Andersson

Parody Song Title:

"Conspiracy (the Nutters Spree) Part II"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Number sixteen
Life on Mars- Annunaki
Face, Sphinx, Pyramid seen
Lights & shadow, MGS imaging

Plays of Shakespeare- whose writings?
Marlowe, Johnson, Bacon, Raleigh?
What are the Lit fanatics thinking?

Number eighteen
Subliminal messages on TV
Shades of 1984 Telescreen
No hidden mics nor cameras hiding...

Number nineteen
Al Gore and Sanders Global Warming
Predicted '13 and '14 flooding
What happened? Like 2012- NOTHING!!!

Number twenty
Holocaust a hoax, not funny
Saying Frank's Diary was a forgery, yet
Excellent records kept by the Nazis

The mystery Shroud of Turin
Forgery or resurrection of God's Son?
Impossible to recreate that one...

Royal Family killed Diana too
SAS set it up and controlled the news
Fact: driver loaded up on booze

Jesus and Magdalene secret marriage
With her he sought to be
Except the Cross and His dying

Nazis on Dark Side of the Moon ignored
Coming back in 2018 to wage war
I think we'll let the Beast settle that score!

St. Germain remained alive
Secret herbal tea on which he thrived
Never appeared to age... and yet he too died!

John Titor time traveler from 2026
Posted entries and so-called high-tech pics
Turned out he was just an Internet d-ck, book scam trick

Another one?
Twenty-seven Bermuda Triangle nudge
Flight 19 far out of touch
Ran out of gas, ditched, bad luck... so what?

(Same for Amelia)

HAARP is a weapon we all hate
Ionosphere manipulation fate
Meteorology? Nah, that would be a money waste!

Planet X, Nibiru, is seen sometimes
Every 3600 years is fine
2060 people will scan the skies and find... NOTHING!!!

Number three O
Area 51 with all the UFO wackos
Bob Lazar was from Intel naval, gave details
Element 115 made... it powers ZERO!!!

Hitler had some Jewish blood
Eva's old hairbrush from a GI theft run
Sold to a collector who sold hair from brush
Could have been used by anyone, ANYONE!!!
(After decades)

What nonsense that appeases some.
Be careful where your imagination runs!!!

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Peter Andersson - September 07, 2016 - Report this comment
OK, you know way more conspiracy theories than me, I even draw a total blank on three of those and had to google.
Rob Arndt - September 07, 2016 - Report this comment
I might do even one more! There's so much material to work with!!!

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