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Song Parodies -> "All the Guys Who Want Me, Find Their Hidden Treasure"

Original Song Title:

"E'er I Post A Selfie The Net Will Be Hotter"

Original Performer:

Peter Andersson

Parody Song Title:

"All the Guys Who Want Me, Find Their Hidden Treasure"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Another parody-of-a-parody, this time from a She-male POV!!!
I've been waxing, I've been primping, put my high stilettos on
Tucked my junk and head out for some fun
When I stand out near the corner, all the “Butterflies”* are stunned
Soon I'll be on my knees s***ing on a big, fat, schlong

Dude grabs my panties, might just be a shocker
Some too drunk to bother, wake up b-hole larger
Yeah, but for those that want me, sex is so much hotter
Satisfied, satisfied, satisfied

D-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck
D-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck
D-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, She-male stick
D-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck
D-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck
Click, click, click, click, click, She-male stick

Clients pay for my time, fantasies are what I do best
Most straight guys overwhelmed by my dual sex.. iness
They pretend this isn't Gay, 'cause they love my softness
Love my feminine features like my fine ass and my breasts

All the guys who want me, find their hidden treasure
Enhances their eros pleasure, hard sex mixed with femi-splendor
Yeah, all the guys who want me, don't have to be big spenders
Just satisfy, just satisfy, just satisfy... my body's cry

D-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck
D-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck
D-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, She-male stick
D-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck
D-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck
Click, click, click, click, click, She-male stick

I'm exotic, amorous, and fabulous!

All the guys that want me, love the glam and glitter
Plus I'm not a spitter, I make the tough guys shiver
Yeah, all the guys that want me, know I'm a heavy hitter
'Tween my thighs, 'tween my thighs, 'tween my thighs

D-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck
D-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck
D-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, She-male stick
D-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck
D-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck
Click, click, click, click, click, She-male stick
* in Brazil, She-males are known as "Butterflies" aka transformed. Downside is cute males that have to endure abduction and forced womanhood for prostitution. Most clients of She-males are not Gay, but straight men who want to live out that denial fantasy that the She-male is an exotic female rather than an enhanced male.

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Peter Andersson - July 28, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks for the mention Rob but I think I'd prefer that you gave credit to the original original, albeit a one hit wonder of the smaller kind I'd say that "If you buy this record your life will be better" is totally underused here on Amiright (maybe not enough people know it?). For one it's relatively easy to rewrite and its title alone lends itself to numerous ideas by just looking at it, also having a "if you xxx, yyy, i/my/your/etc will/would be zzz" standard to fall back on when one occationally already have a general theme idea but haven't yet found the right song for is always a good thing for us writers, and obviously the original original is good for that too.

In fact, one of my first three parodies posted here on Amiright many years ago was "if you eat that chocolate your bum will get bigger" to that that very song. For reasons I don't really remember (probably that they're better known) I then came to fall back on BJ Thomas' "Raindrops keep falling on my head" and the Traditional "My Bonnie is over the ocean" for "xxx keep yyy on my zzz" and "my xxx is yyy the/and/with/etc zzz" ideas. It wasn't until last week I returned to this one, having first contemplated "My Facebook is flooding with selfies" to "My Bonnie is over the Ocean".
Rob Arndt - July 28, 2014 - Report this comment
I used yours Peter b/c I copied and pasted your version which might have been different than the OS in pacing and/or syllabic count. This is my 102nd Parody-of-a-Parody or (PoP) whether original artist parody (Weird Al, Bart Baker) or AiR parodist. With JAB I have 67 alone. Others here I have parodied have been AFW, OMR, SV, WC, and a few more!
Peter Andersson - July 29, 2014 - Report this comment
OK then! :-)

There's no rule against it that I know of and obviously it's one way of stating that another parody kinda served as inspiration for yours so please feel free to continue. I've on occasion done that another way, but maybe that's just me:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/garynuman5.shtml

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