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Song Parodies -> "Sizzurp-Drinkin' Rapper"

Original Song Title:

"Oscar Mayer Bologna"

Original Performer:

Oscar Mayer Bologna Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Sizzurp-Drinkin' Rapper"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Lil Wayne was recently hospitalized for 6 days after a seizure which many claim was based on his preference for "sippin' syrup"- in this case "Sizzurp" which is slang for a codeine and promethazine laced cough syrup that is mixed with soda to kill the medicine taste. As an opiate it produces feelings of euphoria and rappers love the stuff b/c it helps them do certain rap "slowdown" styles. FYI
Oh, I'd love to be a Sizzurp-drinkin' rapper
Like Lil Wayne I'd truly like to be
'Cause if I were a Sizzurp-drinkin' rapper
I’d be high and feeling so woozy!

Yeah! A codeine-laced syrup drinkin' spree!

Oh, I'd love to be a Sizzurp-drinkin' rapper
Soda mix codeine-promethazine
'Cause if I were a Sizzurp-drinkin' rapper
I’d be in opiate ecstasy

“Sippin’ syrup” would make me feel giddy!!!

Note: I'd like to see them re-create the German wonderdrug D.IX and rap ;-)

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2LD4U - March 25, 2013 - Report this comment
Alas! Performance artists do the worst things to their bodies! :(
Jonathan - March 25, 2013 - Report this comment
555 by the way isn't this set to the "Wiener" song (stop laughing!) not the "bologna" one?
Rob Arndt - March 25, 2013 - Report this comment
Yeah J, I got 'em mixed up again when writing the OS title in the box!
John Lomain - March 25, 2013 - Report this comment
Fun parody, well written

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