Welcome to the house
To the haus of Aykroyd.
Oh, yes, yes..yes.
Oh, yes, yes.
The haus of Aykroyd.


We simp for Dan, all over the world.
Why should the fun all go to the girls?
A good Were-Aykroyd obeys.
He knows his place, he knows the rules.
A King Were-Aykroyd's job is to pick one who's worthy.

But who will it be, will it you be you or will it be me?


We'll fix you up, we'll make you better.
But we'll need to make you an Aykroyd.
Once you've turned Aykroyd, there's no going back.
Oh dear, you're a mess, let's get you ready.
Aykroyd you up with our hypnotic chants.
For a good Were-Aykroyd obeys and listens.

Ignore the others, they'll be just fine.
We'll make you an Aykroyd in no time.
So obey the Aykroyd, a good Aykroyd obeys.

'Cause now you're in the house
In the Haus of Aykroyd.
Oh yes, ohh yes.
Ooh yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Haus of Aykroyd.


We must be sure our Were-Aykroyds have style.
When it comes to getting the approval of our king.
A king Were-Aykroyd will be oh so pleased.
Now hold still don't be a tease.
Come on now.


We love you like you're our brother.
Because when you're an Aykroyd there is no other.
The simps will come and desire you, it's true.
Because when you're an Aykroyd, they come to you.

Ignore the others, they'll be just fine.
We'll make you an Aykroyd in no time.
So obey the Aykroyd, a good Aykroyd obeys.
'Cause now you're in the house
In the Haus of Aykroyd.