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This beekeeper is pretty proud of his seemingly dangerous job...
The Earth needs pollination
And these small insects serve their queen
To fix my lunch
Yeah, yeah
Bees are looked upon in horror
They're scared of their stingers
All those other pests are nasty
But I'm grasping honey pots
Wanna taste?

Watch me breed bees
Can't act like a sissy
They can't hear you squeal when stealing
Honeycomb, Ignore their buzz

Oh, Who wipes the goo off this shelf? Your beekeeper
I'm Winnie the Pooh Bear, Not a screamer
Oh, Who's this farmer with the wealth? Your beekeeper
I've got plenty to share, I'm your dealer

I'll fill up these bottles
And it's delicious
Yellow sweet treat that you'll gobble
Yeah, yeah
You'll hear me whisper to bugs
As I snatch fantastic globs
All this nectar I'm collecting
To make some money with this job
First I'll spray

Must be speedy
Being stung's a pity
Spread this on the meals you're eating
Put some dough in these thick gloves

Oh, Who has gathered up this gel? Your beekeeper
Those critters are ensnared behind cedar
Oh, Who has liquid gold to sell? Your beekeeper
Catch me down at the fair if you need more

Check in this box for inspections
Honey's my collection
Won't hand out this swirl for free
You've got to write some checks, son
Traumatizing you
These things have made a sweet confection
Way more than one or two
This swarm of bees have built my pension

Oh, Who made such a tasty swill? Your Beekeeper!
Why don't you pull up and chair and I'll teach ya
Oh, You screamed like bloody hell! Yikes! Beekeeper!
Like I lost Truth or Dare or on reefer

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Jaime - December 23, 2016 - Report this comment
I can think of other buzzes I'd rather have, but 5s!

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