-> "Bad Driver"
Original Song Title:
"Driver's License"
Parody Song Title:
"Bad Driver"
Parody Written by:
rhiannon
The Lyrics
I got my license revoked last week
Just like I told you on the phone
'Cause you were so excited for me
To finally drive up to your home
But that day when I drove through the suburbs
I almost ran over a kid
And you were with your family
Who's always hated me
They're all brilliant drivers
They never ever even speed
So today I walk through the suburbs
Wondering how I'm supposed to see you.
And I know I'm not perfect, but I never drove that bad to nowhere
And I just can't imagine how I'm gonna get from here to there
We were together, guess it just was not meant to be
'Cause we said we'd go on dates, but now I'm going to juvy
And all my friends are trying
To bail me out of jail, but
I already know it's pointless
'Cause they'll never let me get out of here, yeah
Today I sat in my cell
And daydreamed I was driving back to you
And I know I'm not perfect, but I never drove that bad to nowhere
And I just can't imagine how I'm gonna get from here to there
We were together, guess it just was not meant to be
'Cause we said we'd go on dates, but now I'm going to juvy
Red lights, stop signs
I don't see them at all, just high curbs, front yards
Can't drive past any building without crashing
'Cause I cannot use my brakes, screech (weee-ooo, weee-ooo)
Sidewalks I crossed
I can hear the siren in the traffic, I'm laughing
Over all the noise
Police lights blue, know I'm through
But I still can't use my brakes, screech (weee-ooo, weee-ooo)
And I know I'm not perfect, but I never drove that bad to nowhere
And I just can't imagine how I'm gonna get from here to there
We were together, guess it just was not meant to be
'Cause we said we'd go on dates, but now I'm going to juvy
'Cause we said we'd go on dates, but now I'm going to juvy
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