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Song Parodies -> "I Gone Vegan"

Original Song Title:

"I Get Crazy"

Original Performer:

Nick Minaj ft. Lil Wayne

Parody Song Title:

"I Gone Vegan"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

[Rebekah Dub]
I gone vegan, I-I gone vegan
I gone vegan, I-I gone vegan
I gone vegan, I-I gone vegan
I gone vegan, I-I gone vegan

You know… it’s like, when I’m feelin’ really hungry
I just fix myself a fruit smoothie
A delicious fruit smoothie
With soy milk
With, with vanilla soy milk

I gone vegan, I-I gone vegan
I gone vegan, I-I gone vegan
I gone vegan, I-I gone vegan
I gone vegan, I-I gone vegan

You know… it’s like, when I’m feelin’ really thirsty
I just pour myself an iced green tea
A delicious iced green tea
With soy milk
With, with vanilla soy milk

You know… I a-also fix oatmeal with vanilla soy milk a-and cinnamon with mixed fruit,
Fruit smoothie, and iced green tea

I just finished eating at a vegan restaurant
Where I read PETA li-ter-a-ture
Over black coffee and a sunflower croissant
I’ll make sure I don’t take a detour
I’m sitting at a café eating mangoes
Want to go shopping for vegan sandals
A waiter drops some steak by my ankles
I now see a dog sniffin’ my ankle
I-I-I eat, I eat like a hippo
I-I-I hope I can still zip my zippo
I’ll eat cookies and soy milk with Santa
And bring some out for the reindeer in the winter (in the winter)

I gone vegan, I-I gone vegan
I gone vegan, I-I gone vegan
I gone vegan, I-I gone vegan
I gone vegan, I-I gone vegan

So I got a vegan mentality
I hope to find food within this galaxy
I be picketing at labs and slaughterhouses
But if I get arrested I’ll get some time-outs
I am a crusader for the animals
From the lion prides down to the fat moles
I refuse to wear fur; it’s unfashionable
How could a carcass be fashionable?
I petition for vegan-friendliness
I hope it’s sent to the right address
The right person
The best businessperson
So the situation at hand doesn’t worsen

I gone vegan, I-I gone vegan
I gone vegan, I-I gone vegan
I gone vegan, I-I gone vegan
I gone vegan, I-I gone vegan

[Meat Eater]
She don’t know what
She’s missin’ out
On ‘cause she don’t see meat is where it’s at
Steak and potatoes
Barbecue ribs
Chicken wings and hot sauce; dude I need a bib!
I can’t go vegan, no I can’t
‘Cause inside the coo-coo nest I’ll land
I’d go crazy if I don’t
Help myself to steak and potatoes
Wild animals, they go straight onto my plate
Knife and fork cut through ‘fore it hits my palate
Hope Rebekah Dub don’t start to snitch
Since she gone vegan she a crazy bitch

[Rebekah Dub]
I gone vegan, I-I gone vegan
I gone vegan, I-I gone vegan
I gone vegan, I-I gone vegan
I gone vegan, I-I gone vegan

Yeah I did it, yeah I did it, I gave up all the dairy
And I gave up all the eggs and other animal stuff
I’m feelin’ light and airy
I gave up the fluff
Yes, I have gone vegan
I like bein’ vegan
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

You know, my name is Rebekah Dub

I gone vegan, I-I gone vegan
I gone vegan, I-I gone vegan
I gone vegan, I-I gone vegan
I gone vegan, I-I gone vegan
In case anyone is wondering: yes, I did try to go vegan. It was during my senior year of college, and I wanted to challenge myself further after I'd become vegetarian. Two weeks into it, I found out that I'm allergic to flax seed... so I gave it up. I am, however, still a vegetarian. It'll be 5 years this May.

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Rebekah Dub - February 10, 2012 - Report this comment
***NICKI Minaj, not Nick. More apologies.
Rob Arndt - February 10, 2012 - Report this comment
555! NP Rebekah, just copy & paste to another submission box and re-submit. Then send Chuck an e-mail asking to remove the older link- simple :)
Rebekah Dub - February 10, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rob! =)

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