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Song Parodies -> "Dear Foreign Donor"

Original Song Title:

"Dear Future Husband"

Original Performer:

Meghan Trainor

Parody Song Title:

"Dear Foreign Donor"

Parody Written by:

Don Milne

The Lyrics

The nationwide bestseller Clinton Cash is raising concerns over the unusual foreign donations accepted by the Clinton Foundation. The pattern was (1) foreign entity wanted a favor, (2) foreign entity makes huge donation to Clinton Foundation, (3) Hillary's State Department grants favor to foreign entity, and (4) Bill Clinton makes big dollar speech paid by foreign entity. Time to put this action to music. Take it away Hillary!
Dear Foreign Donor

[Hillary]
Dear foreign donor,
Here's a few things,
You'll need to know if you wanna have,
Some special access to my life.

(Ahhhhh)
Money on the plate.
I deserve it, babe.
And don't forget the speeches paid to Bill, my dear hubby.
'Cause if you'll treat Bill right,
I'll let you in my sight.
Buy access to me.
Buy-buying what you need.

You got influence to ply,
And baby, so do I.
So don't be thinking I'll be home and baking apple pies.
I never learned to cook.
Why cook when you’re a crook?
Send money to me.
Send-send money to me. (hey)

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady.
Even when I'm acting crazy,
Tell me everything's alright.

(Ahhhhhh)
Dear foreign donor,
Here's a few things,
You'll need to know if you wanna have,
Some special access to my life.
Dear foreign donor,
If you wanna get that special lovin',
Your money's beautiful each and every night.

If it isn’t right,
Just apologize.
After all, what difference does it make, dear donor, right?
Even if I was wrong,
[Laugh] You know I'm never wrong.
Why disagree?
Forget Benghazi!

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady.
Even when I'm acting crazy,
Tell me everything's alright.

(Ahhhhhh)
Dear foreign donor,
Here's a few things,
You'll need to know if you wanna have,
Some special access to my life. (hey, baby)
Dear future donor,
Make time for me.
Don't leave me lonely,
And know you'll never see your money when it’s mine.

See Bill speaking, raking in all sorts of bread. (hey)
Write a check to him and you might get some -- kisses!
Don't have a dirty mind,
Bill’s just a classy guy.
Buy access to me.
Buy-buying what you need. (babe)

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady.
Even when I'm acting crazy,
Tell me everything's alright.

Dear foreign donor,
Here's a few things,
You'll need to know if you wanna have,
Some special access to my life.
Dear foreign donor,
If you wanna get that special lovin’,
Your money's beautiful each and every night.

(That's right!)

Oh-woah

Foreign donor, better love me right.
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