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Song Parodies -> "Five Nights"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Maroon 5

Parody Song Title:

"Five Nights"

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The Lyrics

I see you Foxy, don't try and hide
Bonnie and Chica, yes they're to my side
Checking the power, its getting low
Don't think I'll make it before its time to go

Don't wanna go in your suit
Just wanna give you the boot
And collect my measily pay, oh Freddy
Cause I really don't know where you are
Are you down the hall from my door
I wish you'd all go away

Golden Freddy
Would you stop, you're gonna make me pee
This light here's what I need
To see if they're attacking me
Well if I check the cameras
See where they hide
That Fazbear suit they'll never get me inside
Golden Freddy
What the hell are you supposed to be

You found the cameras and took them out
If I can't find you, I'll die there is no doubt
This situation's so insecure
I know those robots will get me in here for sure

Why do I work at this dump
And that phone guy is a chump
I'd rather work in the day, oh Freddy
Why'd you start playing your song
You know its eerily long
Why don't you just go away


Don't like animatronics
Don't wanna read 'its me'
Can't let the lights go out before its time for me to leave
I gotta be a man
I gotta check the doors
Cause I know this is just part of my fricking nightly chores
I better check the cove
Before he comes down here
Starts banging that door and makes my power go out

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