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Song Parodies -> "Firefox Problems"

Original Song Title:

"Party Rock Anthem"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Firefox Problems"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Damn! Boo! Too slow!

Firefox just seems to crawl tonight!
Loading web sites take way too much time
And Google Chrome made my teeth grind
I’m telling you dude, This should be a crime!

Firefox is putting me in fright
Are you annoyed by hearing me whine?
Need to do research but I’m declined
I just want to log in… Hate that!!!

Tell ya bub
Moving like a snail
I watch the clock, Ugh!
This flop won’t give me squat
Loading takes all day so I need to mock

Need I.T. called Tech Support
Hadji said “You need to check de ports”
Too slack? Too tight? Plugged in at all?
Didn’t help me it’s still stalled


I think my PC froze it is so slow
I have got wireless bro, Dial-Up blows, still won’t flow!
Damn Firefox! With my router I’ll whip out a weapon
And make it scrap if it won’t learn its damn lesson!!!

Firefox used to be so sublime
Now pages load like they’re trudging through slime
Try to restart and heard those boot-up chimes
Still doesn’t work and I’m losing my mind

Firefox is giving a Porn plight
Takes three days to bring up a web site
The Internet I’d love to smite
I just want to log in… Hate that!!!

It just keeps on buffering…


Buffering, buffering…

Want it fast
My mind would be in a whirl if you moved like Flash
I think it’s running but quite bad
Just stopped… Punch my mouse pad

From morning until dusk… Can’t wait around
You will hear me cuss… So very loud
Show Facebook, Beg you please… Won’t have a cow
I’m down on me knees… Need Youtube now!!!

Log in, log out… My Internet will make me shout
Log in, log out… Tried Explorer it made me pout
Log in, log out… I clicked and clicked felt like a lout
There’s no Amiright, No doubt
I need Teefury to sprout

F*ck off! F*ck off! F*ck off! F*ck off!
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
I scoff… you will not tout
So I flout
Getting fed up, I’m so fed up
Really fed up, So damn fed up!!!

Firefox I believe has just fried
It takes ten years to bring up my web sites
I want a Net that will know how to fly
Without Warcraft I think I will just-just-just-just die!!!

Freakin’ fed up!
Are you kidding me?!?!
Stinkin’ fed up!!!
Flippin’ fed up!!!

Hate That!

Darn Youtube keeps buffering…
Bullsh*t, Bullsh*t
Bullsh*t, Bullsh*t
Bullsh*t, Bullsh*t
Bullsh*t, Bullsh*t
So fed up!

Very fed up!
Awfully fed up!

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 9

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Jeff Reuben - July 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Fun song. Interesting title :)
Porfle Popnecker - July 17, 2012 - Report this comment
You mean Firefox is like that for everybody? I thought it was just because I'm still on dial-up.
bobpiecheese - July 17, 2012 - Report this comment
I usually have no problem with Firefox, but recently it's decided that it doesn't wanna load Blip properly, so now I'm using Chrome to watch videos. And I've got AdBlock on, so bonus there. 555 404's!
Matthias - July 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Durrr... Jeff it's supposed to be "Firefox Problems" not "Foxfox Problems". Not nearly as interesting of a title but it does make a lot more sense, lol
Meriadoc - July 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Firefox cannot possibly crawl as slow as the minutes just spent listening to that OS...

Liked your Hadji line!
Abbott Skelding - February 22, 2013 - Report this comment
There were some really good lines in here, but the pacing was off in a few different places. I really like the "shufflin'/bufferin'" switch, nice work
Max Power - February 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Plus they kept on wanting to update every single time and each updates became a pain.
Agrimorfee - February 26, 2013 - Report this comment
Dunno, but for myself 3G networks became pretty spotty after 4G came's a conspiracy methinks. 555 MBs
bobpiecheese - March 03, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
Jeff Reuben - March 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Ah, the title makes much more sense this time around. And something I can relate to all too well.
brightCAP - March 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Nice tech references throughout, even a shout-out for amiright! Favorite line: “It just keeps on buffering…”
Blaydeman - March 05, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) Ugh, I've had it up to here (motion above my head) with this OS, but your parody was very funny. Tons of one-liners I loved!

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