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Song Parodies -> "We Are Nerdy Stars"

Original Song Title:

"We Are Who We Are"

Original Performer:

Kesha

Parody Song Title:

"We Are Nerdy Stars"

Parody Written by:

Exxtregular/Chanell W

The Lyrics

Been a long time...let's get it!
We Are Nerdy Stars

Verse 1
Shy but smart to death
We whipping the page from right to left
We don’t pay attention to the time
Lenscrafters sculpt our pretty eyes
Boys just pick with us
And the girls just straight cheat off of us
Every joke that they tell we’re the butt
But you’ll never catch us frowning up, up

Every day we’re torturfied
But our GPA is high
And the rank the classes high
We’re on honor roll, lets go

Chorus
We don’t hang out in bar-bar-bar-ba-ba-bars
Home at 11 shar-shar-shar-sha-sha-sharp
You think that we’re from mar-mar-mar-ma-ma-mars
We're driving dorky cars, we are nerdy stars
Our hairs in pony-tail-tail-tail-ta-ta-tails
We’ve never been to jail-jail-jail-ja-ja-jail
We like carrots and kale-kale-kale-ka-ka-kale
We're driving dorky cars, we are nerdy stars

Verse2
So vociferous, that means outcry that’s passionate
You’d know if you read up a bit
Are you dumb or just illiterate?
Hey no disrespect
Just running u folks a couple facts
We sipping on soup, getting our grades
Going to Yale, bout to get paid, made

Every day we’re torturfied
But our GPA is high
And the rank the classes high
We’re on honor roll, lets go

Chorus
We don’t hang out in bar-bar-bar-ba-ba-bars
Home at 11 shar-shar-shar-sha-sha-sharp
You think that we’re from mar-mar-mar-ma-ma-mars
We're driving dorky cars, we are nerdy stars
Our hairs in pony-tail-tail-tail-ta-ta-tails
We’ve never been to jail-jail-jail-ja-ja-jail
We like carrots and kale-kale-kale-ka-ka-kale
We're driving dorky cars, we are nerdy stars

Vamp
So vociferous-us-us-us-us-us-us
So vociferous-us-us-us-us-us-us
So vociferous-us-us-us-us-us-us
So vociferous-us-us-us-us-us-us

Chorus
We don’t hang out in bar-bar-bar-ba-ba-bars
Home at 11 shar-shar-shar-sha-sha-sharp
You think that we’re from mar-mar-mar-ma-ma-mars
We're driving dorky cars, we are nerdy stars
Our hairs in pony-tail-tail-tail-ta-ta-tails
We’ve never been to jail-jail-jail-ja-ja-jail
We like carrots and kale-kale-kale-ka-ka-kale
We're driving dorky cars, we are nerdy stars


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Mike J - December 06, 2010 - Report this comment
V-V-V-VAMPY! Too cool for school! Rhyme the truth, that's how it's done.
ISis_33 - December 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Love this one!!! LENSCRAFTERS SCULPT OUR PRETTY EYES.....Brilliant!! lol
Glen S - December 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Great work here. Enjoyed all the subs and references. Especially liked "Are you dumb or just illiterate?/Hey no disrespect"

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