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Song Parodies -> "Australia Boiz"

Original Song Title:

"California Gurls"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry & Snoop Dogg

Parody Song Title:

"Australia Boiz"

Parody Written by:

Musical Gunny

The Lyrics

G’day mate
Here’s another parody

I know a place
Where most animals are deadly
From crocodiles
Down to some of the sheep
Sipping Carlton Draught
Laying underneath a gum tree
The girls don’t bother
Try’na stop us watching footy
(na ah)

Once November has come
The schoolies all go
To the Gold Coast
We have five states here down under
‘Coz we don’t count Tasmania
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Australia boiz aren’t understandable
Due to laziness when we speak
Sunburnt skin, so hot
All over tradies
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Australia boiz we’re undesirable
Look at that dickhead Kyle Sandilands
Not part of England
So get rid of Union Jack
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

We have Ned Kelly
As one of our most famous heroes
Play AC/DC
Or Jimmy Barnes on the stereo

Once November has come
The schoolies all go
To the Gold Coast
We have five states here down under
‘Coz we don’t count Tasmania
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Australia boiz aren’t understandable
Due to laziness when we speak
Sunburnt skin, so hot
All over tradies
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Australia boiz we’re undesirable
Look at that dickhead Kyle Sandilands
Not part of England
So get rid of Union Jack
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Rove, Hills, Hamish, Andy
All legends of Oz comedy
Middle of nowhere, Dubbo
Has got nothing there to boast
Channel Seven
Nine and Channel Ten
Play those same eight ads again

The men are brutes
They drive their utes
And wear track suits
It’s okay, if ya not the same
If you say g’day mate
Adelaide to Alice Springs
Between the two there’s nothing

Bogan boys, hanging out
All that arse crack hanging out
From Darwin to Hobart
We’re all run by the people in Canberra
Ozzie, Ozzie, Ozzie
(Yeah)
Whatcha say here?
(Oi, oi, oi)
Here in Victoria
Writing a song ‘bout Australia

Australia boiz aren’t understandable
Due to laziness when we speak
Sunburnt skin, so hot
All over tradies
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Australia boiz we’re undesirable
Look at that dickhead Kyle Sandilands
Not part of England
So get rid of Union Jack
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

(Australia, Australia)
Australia boiz mate
Don’t cha wish we all were
Australia boiz
(Australia)
I wish we all were
Australia boiz man
(Australia, mate)
(c) Kieran Dell 19/09/2010-20/09/2010

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Em - September 28, 2010 - Report this comment
My best friend is Australian! I love this..she will too. Great job. LOL

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