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Song Parodies -> "Crazy Ninja Squirrels"

Original Song Title:

"California Gurls"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg

Parody Song Title:

"Crazy Ninja Squirrels"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I had this parody up yesterday but there were a couple lines in here that I wanted to touch up because this was one of the most fun parodies I've written in a long time. I hope you guys like this too!
Eating walnuts
These guys are furry

They stuff their face
Till their cheeks are really wider
Seem cute and mild
Across those power lines they’ll saunter
Chillin in a spruce
With their big buckteeth they eat seeds
(And nuts)
Dressed all in black
Grab their katanas and they squeak
(Ummm… What?!)

They came here from Japan
They’re trained killing pros
Shuriken they throw
Not some small ball of fuzz
Cause these rodents are tough
Whoa… Whoa… Whoa…

Crazy Ninja Squirrels
They’re diabolical
Wear black masks
And they judo-chop
Might seem dim
But not!
They are quite logical
Whoa… Whoa… Whoa… Whoa…

Crazy Ninja Squirrels
They’re so adorable
Small swords pierce
While the campers gawk
Slice right through their tent
Sleeping bag’s slashed up
Whoa… Whoa… Whoa… Whoa…

Darts… In their reach
To get their hands on pistachios
From trees… They will leap
Rocky J Squirrel makes a cameo
Oh, oh

You can see bow staffs swirl
If taking their blows
Then you will be toast
They can climb those tree trunks
While they’re covered in fuzz
Whoa…. Whoa… Whoa… Whoa…

Crazy Ninja Squirrels
Can turn invisible
Run like kooks
And then they’ll be gone
Watch them spin
They fought
And they’re invincible
Whoa… Whoa… Whoa… Whoa…

Crazy Ninja Squirrels
They’re inhospitable
Blood is smeared
Park Rangers are shocked
With that acorn scent
They’ll lurk in a shrub
Whoa… Whoa… Whoa… Whoa…

Small, cute, tufted and deadly
Spin nunchucks and the scene’s messy
Climb, Climb fenceposts
Mess with these squirrels and you’re a ghost
Don’t need those guns
You’ll bleed when shish-kabobed
Grey fur, Red fur, Prairie Dogs

These squirrels will squeak
With nuts in heaps
And swords in their reach
They’re insane
Bringing pain
Almonds they ate
And they’re martial arts trained
Jujutsu, Kick boxing
Samurais who fight with zing

Like woodchucks
They’ll kick ass when you’re struck
They’re freaky and squeaky
So sneaky and speedy
Seem like sweeties but creepy
Fluffy and bloody (yeah)
Some might have rabies (oh god)
You’ll be injured
If you’re disrespectin’ crazy ninjas (oh yeah)

Crazy ninja squirrels
They’re such a spectacle
Mad chipmunks
That cannot be stopped
Bite your shins
They’re swat
But they’re unstoppable
Whoa… Whoa… Whoa… Whoa…

Crazy Ninja Squirrels
They’re so maniacal
Guys are feared
By hikers they stalk
Pests are such a threat
(Pests, bro. Pests, bro)
Redwoods are their hub
Whoa… Whoa… Whoa… Whoa…

(Crazy ninjas, Crazy ninjas)
Crazy ninja squirrels man
I really wish that we could beat
Crazy ninja squirrels
(Crazy ninjas)
I really wish that we could beat
Crazy ninja squirrels
(Crazy ninjas)

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Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 20

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   12

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Rob Arndt - June 12, 2015 - Report this comment
555 for this crazy song, but a few tips on Ninjutsu (which I took in 1986-87 for basics, including history). Ninjas generally carried a straight blade weapon Ninja-to with square guard. This was of shorter length than the Samurai katana and so had the advantage of quicker draw. And more often than not, they threw throwing blades rather than shuriken. Stealth was accomplished through walking quietly with tabi and staying outside a person's peripheral vision. Also, use of smoke and decoys. Japan had modern ninjas in WW2 operating with the IJA on the islands covertly killing Marines. They were trained in Intel and wore no IJA markings. Usually discarded their Arisaka rifles for bayonets and other blades. Rumor of modern Ninja "Unseen" persists, not admitted by JASDF...
Rob Arndt - June 13, 2015 - Report this comment
Also, Ninjutsu is more of an art of deception than a martial art and ninjas used a combination of akido and jujutsu, not judo. There are 18 disciplines and before being called Ninja, they were hinan assassins. I was taught discipline, grappling skills, stealth, concealment, and weapons which included my Ninja-to, bear claws, ball and chain, shuriken, throwing knives, stinging powders, caltrops, and blade palming. Was a very exciting time and the Kawasaki Ninja crotch rocket had just come out too! I waited and bought two Suzuki Katanas over 6 years...
Matthias - June 13, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks for dropping by Rob, for the votes and all of the information. It was very informative and helpful so thank you very much for all that.
Rob Arndt - June 13, 2015 - Report this comment
Hey Matthias, you inspired me to write a short silly parody using the same Ninja Squirrel theme!
Abbott Skelding - May 07, 2016 - Report this comment
Pretty funny stuff! A great title sub and a lot of detail thrown in there, nicely done!
bobpiecheese - May 16, 2016 - Report this comment
(ABC) Weird as hell concept, but you pulled it off magnificently! 555! And now to create a Beast Wars OC along this theme...
Agrimorfee - May 17, 2016 - Report this comment
Those nutty squirrels. I wish you gave these squirrels some unique personalities...perhaps naming them after famous post-modernist American painters? Anyway, fun parody.
red ant - May 18, 2016 - Report this comment
abc... pacing spot on on a harder os...loved the vaiations as well. not lol funny but voted 5s to balance the piles of rotted accorns
Blaydeman - May 19, 2016 - Report this comment
(ABC) What a nutty idea. Haha. Super weird, but lots of fun. You had a lot of details in here that kept the idea fresh and interesting, so overall a blast to read.

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