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Song Parodies -> "Is That A Man, Or Is It A Woman?"

Original Song Title:

"Man Or Muppet"

Original Performer:

Jason Segel & Peter Linz

Parody Song Title:

"Is That A Man, Or Is It A Woman?"

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The Lyrics

in "honor" of today's release of the impending dumpster fire that is "The Last Of Us Part 2," I thought I'd have some fun, a word which game director Neil Ducklips-Cuckmann-Drunkmann-Druckmann openly despises, at his expense for ruining his own game with this sequel. (as if what he did to "Uncharted 4" wasn't bad enough.) in particular, a look at the character of Abby, or, Abs, as I call her. who, unlike 2B of "Nier: Automata," does not appear to be female, despite allegedly being one. of course, as a self-proclaimed champion of feminism, Cuckmann thinks it his duty to deliberately make the female characters in his games ugly, so not to "sexualize" them. nevermind that he got original "Uncharted" director Amy Hennig, a woman with more talent in her pinky nail than he has in his entire body kicked out of Naughty Dog! I could go on for hours, but it'd probably literally take hours to list all the things wrong with Neil Drunkmann. so, without further ado...
they deflate all men's erections
and I ask myself the question
was Druck the direction to go?
don't think so...

Is That A Man, Or Is It A Woman?
(Is It A Woman?)
If That's A Woman, Then She's A Very Manly Woman
(Very Manly Woman)
Is That A Woman? (Woman) Or, Is It A Man?
(Is It A Man?)
If That's A Man, That Still Makes A Pretty Ugly Man…
(A Pretty Ugly Man)

I look at 2B's thighs
hope I don't sexualize
but, I would like inside...
I wish Druckmann could decide

Is Abs A Man, Or Is Abs A Woman?
(Is Abs A Woman?)
If That's A Woman, Then She's A Very Manly Woman
(Very Manly Woman)
Is Abs A Woman? (Woman) Or, Is Abs A Man?
(Looks Like A Man)
If That's A Man, That Still Makes One Friggin' Ugly Man!
(One Friggin' Ugly Man!)

here we go again...
Naughty Dog's running out of time
I think Cuckmann's lost his mind
I don't understand, is she trans?

Call Her MA'AM!
Says Neil Druckmann
He's A Puppet, Not A Man
Made A Very Manly Woman
Neil's A Cuck And A Half!

Bring Hennig Back...
thanks for reading!

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Ganbare Goemon 3 - June 19, 2020 - Report this comment
I'm actually a tranny... Should I tell my boyfriend the truth?
Jonathan - June 19, 2020 - Report this comment
^ probably. I mean, otherwise you'll be in a mess, your date will be impressed, until you get undressed, he sees your hairy chest and says "you'd better explain!"
Treasonous Totalitarian Terrorist Tranny Panderers - June 20, 2020 - Report this comment

Jonathan is a full-blown transphobic right wing Trump cultist s***lord! Phobe! Phobe! Burn the phobe!
Jonathan - June 20, 2020 - Report this comment
^ since we're pulling references, this is where I got my response from. also, for the record, I know Abby isn't really trans. but, I've seen more feminine lumberjacks.

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