-> "I Miss Goosebumps"
Original Song Title:
"I Won't Give Up"
Parody Song Title:
"I Miss Goosebumps"
The Lyrics
Read these books as a... young... tyke...
By the author: R...L... Stein...
And got chills right down... my... spine...
Yes, They scared me to the bone
Those creatures were bi-zarre
Monster Blood* made stuff so laaaarge
Filled with fright from that jar
That hound's gaining pounds!
Dude, I miss Goosebumps... a... bunch....
That "Say Cheese And Die"... was... nuts...
"Camp Jellyjam" packed... a... punch
It caused such a fuuuuss
Cursed mask was stuck to her... face...
That text was caaaaaaptivating
"HorrorLand" captured that familyyyy...
Forced them on doomed rides
"Egg monsters from Mars"... were... worse...
And that Living Dum-my's perverse
With his painted mean smirk
Watch out for Mutants!
They're... all... in Goosebumps!
Other novels were humdrum while I read these so secretly
Since they're were strange and made my parents just bellyaaaache...
Skimmed "The Werewolf of Fever Swamp", "Curse of the Mummy's Tomb"
"Deep Trouble" had a shark that chomped then I glanced at "Bad Hare Daaaaaay"
Each buck I spent with the intent to nearly piss my pants
In fear it worked since I would shake with each page turned
My stomach churned... since he penned... stories of ghouls... with a grin
And thus I've yearned... for grim plots... with nasty haunts... and so I scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanned...
Books called Goosebumps... all... rocked...
"How I Learned To Fly"... sure... shocked...
"Haunted School" was... not... snubbed...
Filled with crooked stuff... Dug that booklet's guff...
Now, I miss Goosebumps... So... much... (Need that stack in my clutch)
That Barking Ghost was... so... "Ruff"... (He's a gruff phantom pup)
Grossed out by "Go... Eat... Worms!" (Throw some chives on those grubs)
"Shocker on Shock Street" (There on Shock Street!)
I miss Goosebumps... So... much...
Once was terrorized... and... crushed...
Haunted by spooks and ...gross... blobs...
With a lack of blood
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