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Song Parodies -> "Antsy"

Original Song Title:

"Fancy"

Original Performer:

Iggy Azalea (feat. Charli XCX)

Parody Song Title:

"Antsy"

The Lyrics

Thirsting, flirt with the fellas (fellas)
Stop kissing! Couples make me jealous (make me jealous)
‘cause I lack any male interest
Every guy in town, turns out gay or has a new missus, right (Sigh)
You don’t want no chapped lips like this? (Huh?)
Sloppy clothes up in the club, plus wide hips (Ha!)
Got no dates, got no boo, got no kiss
I’m still humping pillows like a spinster cuz of this (Now I’m pissed!)
Take me on a dinner date, where the place at? (Hello?)
Tube top, yet I’m single as an 8-track (What?)
Still I’m look-ing, where the babes at?
Damp stains spilling from my waist gap


I'm so antsy
In my bed alone
Hot silky panties
But where is my Romeo?
I’m so antsy
Got no mate to hold
My embers aflame
On my owwwwwn

I thought maybe I’m Clueless, my efforts seem fruitless
Can’t find no daters, they shun me like lupus
Them hos get bombarded, but me: disregarded
Begging for Cupid to come stop by my apartment
To get a honey of mine, I’m stuck as one of a kind
A lack of men up here puts more sour wine grapes on my vine
Nobody wanting to dine, I’m far too clumsy each time
I get a “Sorry” from blind dates when they are *actually* blind
I guess I’m too fat, too fat… nah, screw that, screw that
I’ll bring a photo album showing off my new cat, new cat
I’m a B-I-D-D-Y, not some dame or ho
Still a virgin, get up in here and help change that, bro!

I'm so antsy
Time for quid-pro-quo
I’m really randy
Ride me like a rodeo
I'm so antsy
All the way below
Each Valentine’s Day
I’m alooooone

Such a slow spell
Have no fun getting intimate
It’s my own fault
Spend all day on the internet
Men keep on spurning my love
Every year single, I won’t give it up
Fill… up… all of my box
Plastic extension toys up in my crotch
Wow!

Screw partners, who still want that?
Got my Rabbit Pearl pleasure when I buzz that
Toes curl - no beard, no nutsack
Never deal with sweat drops dripping from his buttcrack
Don’t have to be a wifey, nuh
When you could try positions with a vibrator
Never yearn for husbands
Play with dildos, four fingers and I’m done, like

I’m so antsy
What a libido
I’m getting handsy
‘cause no man will poke me, no
I’m so antsy
With my pink taco
Cucumber, no shame
Here I gooooo…

Ooh there, ooh there! (My peachy pie!)
That’s soothing, soothing! (G-I-D-D-Y!)
Ooh there, ooh there! (Wh-wh-why need a guy?)
Oh-oh-ohhhhh

Uh-uh-uh-uh ooh there, ooh there! (My peachy pie!)
That’s soothing, soothing! (G-I-D-D-Y!)
Ooh there, ooh there! (Wh-wh-why need a guy?)
About to blowwwww

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