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Song Parodies -> "Stinging Bees"

Original Song Title:

"Ring Of Keys"

Original Performer:

Fun Home

Parody Song Title:

"Stinging Bees"

Parody Written by:

Nib Oswald

The Lyrics

[The window opened with a burst
And these hornets and drones all just flocked in
They were all flittering, swarming
They came in and I ran straight for my bandages
But they were just too much]

Humming just came in the door
A thriving hive, the perfect swarm
I squeal… I squeal…
With black stripes around their bum
Wild vicious pricks, ice heals my numb
White weals

Like daggers from their rear-end
Frenzy pheromones I’m fearing
I’m caught here as they puncture me
Now my face is huge

Hear my screams, ow owww
These stinging bees!

I wonder what brought them along
I guess my cologne is just too strong
Hey get… off…
Ow, don’t!
My hair smells so sweetly today
Guess I shouldn’t have worn floral patterns, eh
Aie! Argh!

I stagger and I’m swearing
That damned Mozart tune is blaring
I’m covered in these bumblebees
Like a giant suit

Grab the tweezers, owww
These stinging bees!

Needles stuck to wings that can flyyy
Grab me a garden net
Many times my flesh is stung
I need to use a spray
No, I mean… handgun!

My Magnum gets a-firing
All the wasps and hornets dying
The crosshairs on my .303
As I aim and shoot

Sweet relief, ohhh
From stinging bees!
I’ll mow you… I’ll mow you… I’ll mow you

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Matthias - June 25, 2015 - Report this comment
I'd give this parody a B maybe a B+ Well done and a strange song I never heard before
Gordon - June 25, 2015 - Report this comment
What's all this buzz concerning this parody? 5-5-5
Melvin Vincent - June 27, 2015 - Report this comment
I've been stung 555 times!

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