-> "No Marriage"
Original Song Title:
"No I.D."
Parody Song Title:
"No Marriage"
The Lyrics
They got to sign divorce papers,
Cheating, blew up in his face yeah
Fed up, was just too much for Demi
Sara Leal blonde was just too pretty
Ashton was having fun jamming
The media rumors were too damning
He was not classy, he was just nasty
Lied about “happy marriage” stories
Now it’s time for Demi to leave
$300 million divorce proceeds
Demi tired of cheating so they have no marriage
[Chorus]
No, they have no marriage
No no, they have no marriage
No, they have no marriage
No no, they have no marriage
Go f--k someone else,
There’s nothing to salvage
Infidelity
No, they have no marriage
No no, they have no marriage
Media sensation
With Demi’s condemnation
Check out his face
Embarrassed by the comments he made
Messed her up, picked a young lady
Tried to deny it, he was acting shady
Interviewed, his memory got hazy
She is 22, they got naked
Now it’s time for Demi to leave
$300 million divorce proceeds
Demi tired of cheating so they have no marriage
No, they have no marriage
No no, they have no marriage
No, they have no marriage
No no, they have no marriage
Go f--k someone else,
There’s nothing to salvage
Infidelity
No, they have no marriage
No no, they have no marriage
Tell everybody that Ashton lied and so now he’s free
He went way too far in cheating so they have no marriage
Tell everybody that Ashton lied and so now he’s free
He went way too far in cheating so they have no marriage
No, they have no marriage
No no, they have no marriage
No, they have no marriage
No no, they have no marriage
Go f--k someone else,
There’s nothing to salvage
Infidelity
No, they have no marriage
No no, they have no marriage
No, they have no marriage
No no, they have no marriage
(They have no marriage)
Go f--k someone else,
There’s nothing to salvage
Infidelity
No, they have no marriage
No no, they have no marriage
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