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Song Parodies -> "No Damn Fleas"

Original Song Title:

"No I.D."

Original Performer:

Frankmusik feat. Colette Carr

Parody Song Title:

"No Damn Fleas"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Got this idea from my friends Miguel and Neava that have a chocolate Lab and a Chihuahua!
We got dogs in the apartment,
And they play all day if they want
Fed up, put ’em outside for a while
Jumped up, when they started actin’ wild
It felt like something bit me
It burned and now I feel itchy
Dogs in a frenzy, fleas are just nasty
Searched their fur, collars not working!!!

You got a problem with fleas?
Then it’s off to Petco with me
Grab some money, quickly, it’s Frontline Plus that we need

[Chorus]
No, we need no damn fleas
No, no, we need no damn fleas
No, we need no damn fleas
No, no, we need no damn fleas
Get some off the shelf,
Dogs itching and scratching
And biting
No, we need no damn fleas
No, no, we need no damn fleas

Full infestation
No hesitation
Fleas in this case
Need Frontline, must flea-bomb our place
Picked it up, raced home like crazy
Gotta kill those fleas and ticks on our babies
Frontline Plus works, it’s so amazing
No more bites, applied it right

You got a problem with fleas?
Then it’s off to Petco with me
Grab some money, quickly, it’s Frontline Plus that we need

[Chorus]
No, we need no damn fleas
No, no, we need no damn fleas
No, we need no damn fleas
No, no, we need no damn fleas
Get some off the shelf,
Dog’s itching and scratching
And biting
No, we need no damn fleas
No, no, we need no damn fleas

Hold the dogs, they’re infested, apply it liberally
They’re in our car, so we’ll bomb it too, we need no damn fleas
Hold the dogs, they’re infested, apply it liberally
They’re in our car, so we’ll bomb it too, we need no damn fleas

No, we need no damn fleas
No, no, we need no damn fleas
No, we need no damn fleas
No, no, we need no damn fleas
Get some off the shelf,
Dog’s itching and scratching
And biting
No, we need no damn fleas
No, no, we need no damn fleas

No, we need no damn fleas
No, no, we need no damn fleas
(we need no damn fleas)

Get some off the shelf,
Dog’s itching and scratching
And biting
No, we need no damn fleas
No, no, we need no damn fleas

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WCJ - November 01, 2011 - Report this comment
That's tellin' those fleas when to flea the area! :-D Great job! :-) 555!

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