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Song Parodies -> "Squids Again"

Original Song Title:

"Kids Again"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Squids Again"

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The Lyrics

This one is a tribute to the Nintendo games: "Splatoon" and "Splatoon 2". I know this isn't going to have a huge audience BUT since it's only Conqueror of Parodies in this Artistry 2 round it doesn't really matter. Hope you enjoy this one T-Cop!
We'll ink whatever we wanna ink
We'll splash all the ocean creatures
Splat pink goop across this skating rink
Watch as they explode and leave their sneakers
Tackle the eels in that toxic lake
Blue paint is strewn all over my new jeans
Let's make 'em squeal as our brushes shake
Let's misbehave as squids again

Squids again! Squids again!
Throw some waves of sludge again
Sludge again! Sludge again!
Misbehave as squids again!

Bright green so your pink squad will be creamed
We'll pave over all of your features
With speed I know we can take the lead
Go grab your Nintendo Switch you cheater!
Splattered with teal ooze, We'll make you ache
Weapon you'll choose to plaster the whole sea
We'll smack a seal if he's in our way!
You'll see your grave by squids again

Squids again! Squids again!
Crush the stage with squids again
Can't defend! Colors blend!
Mines we'll crave as squids again

Smash your rave as squids again!

We'll wreck the whole room, With goo from our tubes!
We'll wipe out your troop, Hear our high-pitched giggles!
We'll seal your doom, You're shot with lime goop!
Soaked with yellow soup, Popped just like a pimple!

Squids again! Squids again!
Gone insane as squids again
Squids again! Squids again!
You'll be maimed by squids again

You're in pain by squids again!

Bid bullets adieu but still you'll be screwed
Your monsterous group will all soon be crippled
Our magenta brew whacks your marine zoo
You'll get scraped by squids again!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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bobpiecheese - June 12, 2018 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Perfectly timed for the new Smash Bros game reveals, this was a great tribute to a game I've never played (as colourful as it is, I still suck at shooters), especially with how it was more of a mood piece than just a musical Wikipedia article as some of my tribute parodies end up, TBH. 555 Super Sea Snails!

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