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Song Parodies -> "The Twelve Days of Wesen"

Original Song Title:

"The Twelve Days of Christmas"

Original Performer:

Everybody & their sister

Parody Song Title:

"The Twelve Days of Wesen"

Parody Written by:

Mick Terry

The Lyrics

[ WARNING !!!
If you do not watch the NBC TV show Grimm on a regular basis,
you will not know what the hell is being discussed below.
Do NOT --- repeat --- do NOT attempt to read any further !!!
Doing so will run the high risk of disembowelment by a rabid Brudenschwagar. ]
ON THE FIRST DAY OF WESEN, my Blutbad gave to me
a lovely- blonde- Hexenbiest.

ON THE second DAY OF WESEN, my Blutbad gave to me
2 Eisbiber & a lovely- blonde- Hexenbiest.

ON THE third DAY OF WESEN, my Blutbad gave to me
3 Fuchsbauen, 2 Eisbiber & a lovely- blonde- Hexenbiest.

ON THE fourth DAY OF WESEN, my Blutbad gave to me
4 Glühenvolk, 3 Fuchsbauen, 2 Eisbiber & a lovely- blonde- Hexenbiest.

ON THE fifth DAY OF WESEN, my Blutbad gave to me
5 Bauerschwein,
4- Glühenvolk, 3 Fuchsbauen, 2- Eisbiber & a lovely- blonde- Hexenbiest.

ON THE sixth DAY OF WESEN, my Blutbad gave to me
6 Grimms a-Grimming, 5 Bauerschwein,
4- Glühenvolk, 3 Fuchsbauen, 2- Eisbiber & a lovely- blonde- Hexenbiest.

ON THE seventh DAY OF WESEN, my Blutbad gave to me
7 Naiads swimming, 6 Grimms a-Grimming, 5 Bauerschwein,
4- Glühenvolk, 3 Fuchsbauen, 2- Eisbiber & a lovely- blonde- Hexenbiest.

ON THE eighth DAY OF WESEN, my Blutbad gave to me
8 Geiers bilking, 7 Naiads swimming, 6 Grimms a-Grimming, 5 Bauerschwein,
4- Glühenvolk, 3 Fuchsbauen, 2- Eisbiber & a lovely- blonde- Hexenbiest.

ON THE ninth DAY OF WESEN, my Blutbad gave to me
9 Hässlich trolling,
8 Geiers bilking, 7 Naiads swimming, 6 Grimms a-Grimming, 5 Bauerschwein,
4- Glühenvolk, 3 Fuchsbauen, 2- Eisbiber & a lovely- blonde- Hexenbiest.

ON THE tenth DAY OF WESEN, my Blutbad gave to me
10 Seelenguter bleeting, 9 Hässlich trolling,
8 Geiers bilking, 7 Naiads swimming, 6 Grimms a-Grimming, 5 Bauerschwein,
4- Glühenvolk, 3 Fuchsbauen, 2- Eisbiber & a lovely- blonde- Hexenbiest.

ON THE eleventh DAY OF WESEN, my Blutbad gave to me
11 Mauzhertz griping, 10 Seelenguter bleeting, 9 Hässlich trolling,
8 Geiers bilking, 7 Naiads swimming, 6 Grimms a-Grimming, 5 Bauerschwein,
4- Glühenvolk, 3 Fuchsbauen, 2- Eisbiber & a lovely- blonde- Hexenbiest.

ON THE twelfth DAY OF WESEN, my Blutbad gave to me
12 Schakale slumming, 11 Mauerhertz griping, 10 Seelenguter bleeting, 9 Hässlich trolling,
8 Geiers bilking, 7 Naiads swimming, 6 Grimms a-Grimming, 5 Bauerschwein,
4- Glühenvolk, 3 Fuchsbauen, 2- Eisbiber & a lovely- blonde- Hexenbiest.


[ No Wesen were injured in the making of this song. ]
Parody of traditional (1780) Christmas carol, The Twelve Days of Christmas,
music by Frederic Austin (1909).

Based on animal-like supernatural creature characters
from the NBC-TV television show Grimm.
Photos & descriptions of each Wesen mentioned above available via links on:
The Twelve Days of Wesen
Copyright © 2013 - MickTerry.com

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Sandy Clara - June 03, 2015 - Report this comment
No idea what a Brudenschwagar might be, but recognize most of the other types of Wesen since I have been an avid, rabid fan of the Grimm TV show since its inception. Especially love the "5 Bauerschwein"! Perfect placement for that critical part of the song. Hysterical, if not historical. I can just see "10 Seelenguter bleeting" and "7 Niads swimming". The sniveling, disreputable character of the Geier are perfect for "Geiers bilking". But I do question how Grimms might be "a-Grimming". I guess just doing what they do naturally: eliminating troublesome Wesen. Excellent job. The provided links, although already familiar to me, might help provide some enlightening information to the uninitiated. After all, you did provide ample warning that this parody would mean nothing to anyone not a fan of the show. Being a fan, I loved your parody. Maybe your detractors might be Mauerhertz.
??? - June 03, 2015 - Report this comment
Brothers-in-law???
Jo Darcy - November 13, 2016 - Report this comment
Somebody would have to be a Hexenbiest, a Mauzhertz, or a Hasslich to not like this one.

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