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Song Parodies -> "Bomb Them, TO-DAY!"

Original Song Title:

"Call Me Maybe"

Original Performer:

Carly Rae Jepsen

Parody Song Title:

"Bomb Them, TO-DAY!"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Military analysts know that the window for striking Iran is fast closing and that from NOW until October is the optimal time for action. Israel has notified the US of its intent to unilaterally strike if the US does not set a redline deadline. Obama refuses and thinks Euro diplomacy and sanctions will work- they have failed completely and only hardened the Iranian resistance and call for the destruction of the Jewish State. Israeli jets have been practicing all year for the bomb run in the Med and have their subs ready to launch cruise missiles. Time is running out. The attack can't wait until months or years. Rather weeks or days away. If Israel misses the deadline then it risks being targeted by nukes (plural) next year, not 4-5 years away. "Never Again" is on the mind of PM Netanyahu. Obama only cares about re-election!
Now that diplomacy failed,
Western tough sanctions as well
Netanyahu, Israel
War is coming in days

Bet the Israelis are pissed,
Threat of destruction dismissed
And now it‘s come down to this,
War is coming in days

Iran’s stance is holdin',
Nuke program, threat growin'
Tough fight, words are flowin'
Build-up signs are showin‘, lately…

Hey, Persians hate you,
Iran is crazy,
So up those numbers,
And bomb them, TO-DAY!!!

Coming day or night,
No more delays,
So up those numbers,
And bomb them, TO-DAY!!!

Hey, Persians hate you,
Iran is crazy,
So up those numbers,
And bomb them, TO-DAY!!!

F-15/16Is,
Standing ready,
So up those numbers,
And bomb them, TO-DAY!!!

Obama took time with his call,
He took no action at all
US position to stall,
Sit still? No fu*king way!

Act like the threat is not real?
Target IS Israel
Not that the West gives a shit, but
It won’t go away

Iran’s stance is holdin',
Nuke program, threat growin'
Tough fight, words are flowin'
Build-up signs are showin‘, lately…

Hey, Persians hate you,
Iran is crazy,
So up those numbers,
And bomb them, TO-DAY!!!

Coming day or night,
No more delays,
So up those numbers,
And bomb them, TO-DAY!!!

Hey, Persians hate you,
Iran is crazy,
So up those numbers,
And bomb them, TO-DAY!!!

F-15/16Is,
Standing ready,
So up those numbers,
And bomb them, TO-DAY!!!

West can’t protect Jewish life
And that is too bad
And that is too bad
It’s really so, so sad

West can’t protect Jewish life
And that is too bad
But we WILL fight back
Tyrants are mad, so mad

Coming day or night,
No more delays,
So up those numbers,
And bomb them, TO-DAY!!!

Hey, Persians hate you,
Iran is crazy,
So up those numbers,
And bomb them, TO-DAY!!!

F-15/16Is,
Standing ready,
So up those numbers,
And bomb them, TO-DAY!!!

West can’t protect Jewish life
And that is too bad
And that is too bad
It’s really so, so sad

West can’t protect Jewish life
And that is too bad
But we WILL fight back

And bomb them, TO-DAY!!!

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Pacing: 4.9
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Meriadoc - September 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Rob, your pacing is getting better - good job. And someone should have bombed them YESTERDAY. Or last month. Or a year ago. And taken all the oil while we're at it... ;)
Max Power - September 17, 2012 - Report this comment
I came, I saw, Iran.
Rob Arndt - September 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Wasn't it George Carlin that once joked that Iraq and Iran merge to form Irate :)~

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