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Song Parodies -> "Livin on Machines"

Original Song Title:

"Living on a Prayer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Livin on Machines"

Parody Written by:

Craig Norberg

The Lyrics

Based off the Jon Bon Jovi Star Wars album from 1980 called Christmas in the Stars
Once upon a time, in a galaxy not far away

Ani used to work on the pods, Techno Union is on strike, the Clone Wars begun its tough, so tough.
Padme works the senate all day, workin for Naboo to free all the slaves for love, for love.
Ani says I'm gunna save you Jedi or not. It doesn't make a difference if it's darkside I got.
They killed my mother, but you they will not. For love, I'll kill Jedi tots.
Whoa I'm halfway dead. Whoa, livin on machines. Cut off my hand, I'll repair it I swear.
Whoa livin on machines
Ani got his limbs cut off, now he's got machines that he uses to make him talk so tough. It's tough.
Padme dreams of runnin away. She cries in the night, Ani whispers. Baby it's okay...someday.
I'm gunna save you Jedi or not. It doesn't make a difference if it's darkside I got.
They killed my mother, but you they will not. For love, I'll kill Jedi tots.
Whoa, I'm halfway dead. Whoa, livin on machines.
Cut off my hand I'll repair it, I swear. Whoa livin on machines
Livin on machines
I'll fight Kenobi, ready or not. I just lost the fight and this lava is hot!
Whoa, I'm halfway dead. Whoa livin on machines
Cut off my hand, I'll repair it I swear. Whoa livin on machines.
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Old Man Ribber - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Feel the power of The Farce! (Well done!) ;D
Phil Nelson - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
I thought this was gonna be about vending machines. But this was well done! Parody, I am your fiver!
TJC - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Nicely done... the farce is strong in you padAMwan!

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