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Song Parodies -> "Gays and Straights"

Original Song Title:

"Boys and Girls (featuring 柴田知美)"

Original Performer:

Bentley Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Gays and Straights"

Parody Written by:

BentleyBro

The Lyrics

Note: This parody is intended to be sung by a straight guy (me) and a gay guy (I don't have any gay singer friends/parody artists, so I couldn't include a name for them). Also, maybe this parody will bring some sense to some people...
Gays and straights
Straights and gays
(Gays and straights! We are the same)
Gays and straights
Straights and (We're one and the same)
Gays and straights
Straights and gays

You know that gays come out so unpredictable
They say that it's what they hate, they're hypocritical
Just wanna ask one question, hypothetical
WFN!? (That's what he said)

They're still your friends, not sexual predators
Might act like pervs, but still are never monsters
And it's so sad how they are all forced to control it
WFN!? (That's what he said)

I know Pluto and Earth aren't that far away, nor are the straights and gays
I know, so why can't we all act like it is okay, at least for a day?

Gays and straights, we're one and the same
We are all still people and all feel the same pain
And that's the problem with people every day
Someone thinks it's wrong (That's not true!)

Gays and straights, we're one and the same
Never can get along coz some people are lame
We'll never change and that is a cliche!
That explains this song! (Because it's true!)

Gays and straights
Straights and gays
Gays and straights
Straights and gays
Gays and straights
Straights and gays
Gays and straights
Straights and gays

All those straight people all just believe the gays are bad
They're lying big-time and that always makes me mad
"I'm sorry I don't like you then I'm gone" not sad?
WFN!? (That's what he said)

They never can expect us to be respectful
Coz they always have to go and feed us all this bull
Come on, just grow up, stop acting like you're a tool
WFN!? (That's what he said)

I know Pluto and Earth aren't that far away, nor are the straights and gays
I know, so why can't we all act like it is okay, at least for a day?

Gays and straights, we're one and the same
We are all still people and all feel the same pain
And that's the problem with people every day
Someone thinks it's wrong (That's not true!)

Gays and straights, we're one and the same
Never can get along coz some people are lame
We'll never change and that is a cliche!
That explains this song! (Because it's true!)

Yo, all the homos! (Yeah!)
Don't be acting this way
Ain't no reason to act bi if you are certain you're gay

And all the breeders! (Yeah!)
Why d'ya need to be mean?
I want a friend, not a jerk who thinks it's wrong to be gay

Yo, all the homos! (Yeah!)
Don't be acting this way
Ain't no reason to act bi if you are certain you're gay

And all the breeders! (Yeah!)
Why d'ya need to be mean?
I want a friend, not a jerk who thinks it's wrong to be gay

Whoa-oh-oh!

Gays and straights, we're one and the same
We are all still people and all feel the same pain
And that's the problem with people every day
Someone thinks it's wrong (That's not true!)

Gays and straights, we're one and the same
Never can get along coz some people are lame
We'll never change and that is a cliche!
That explains this song! (Because it's true!)
WFN = What in ****'s name?, Cliche in this song is intended to be pronounced with a long I because it's close to sounding like crying shame from the original song.

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Old Man Ribber - February 15, 2013 - Report this comment
Bro - Interesting take. ;D

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