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Song Parodies -> "Dragon vs Dove Calamity"

Original Song Title:

"What About Love Parody"

Original Performer:

Bart Baker

Parody Song Title:

"Dragon vs Dove Calamity"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Parody of a parody #96!
I, I'm EVIL like Hitler
All hail the Fourth Reicher
Who'll make EU Chancellor
And my, my Fatherland grew me
From the old EC
To be the last big German Gott

The End Days don't look so good
That's why I should
Change history, and rewrite the Book

I came from inside
In the EURAT I looked cool
They were sure they got the right guy
But in the end they were Devil's tools
Chasing a God
Sent from up above
But they were so wrong
Dragon dragged them along

Out of the Abyss hell comes

I am the Beast that will slay
Kill billions. Triple-6 play
'Cause I will rule the earth, idiots

No need for the Divine
Because I crossed the death line
And died, died, died

(Resurrection surprise)

West fools sealed their fate
And Jews fled in great haste
As Third Temple goes up in flames
World War III decimates

This war can't stop
Hordes are crossing, this is bad
Christ coming back
Armageddon, the Holy Land

And HE looks pissed off
Blood to bridles- Oh crap!
False Prophet is seized
And I only have time for one last

... act

Wage, Wage, Wage, Wage, War!!!
Weapons are strong
Use more, more, more, more, more, more!

What the hell is happening?
Jesus is now conquering
HE is causing an earthquake
And then I'm frying in a Lake

Watch as HE enters that Gate...

(Surprised looks on every Jewish face as they see the scars the nails made)

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