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Song Parodies -> "Pollen"

Original Song Title:

"Problem"

Original Performer:

Ariana Grande ft Iggy Azalea

Parody Song Title:

"Pollen"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

I'm lucky that I don't have allergies but this one goes out to those unlucky people who do!
Ugh!
That itchy-itch!
I breathe in that pollen while outside
God bless! God bless!
Pollen

Hate Daises every time I sniff them
I take a whiff and
I ACHOO-OO-OO!
A runny nose, I need a tissue
Since I'm allergic
I ACHOO-OO-OO!

Smelling, smelling lilies
Then I start sneezing
Cause when they grow they are obnoxious
To me they're toxic
I ACHOO-OO-OO!

Plucked from the ground
Brought my date some fresh flowers
Face is a geyser
I'm penalized with my snot

Way more pollen than I want
That is
Too much pollen and it taunts
When I'm
Breathing pollen on this jaunt
That's why
Folks say: "God bless, God bless you, Bud"
That is
Too much pollen and it haunts
That is
Too much pollen that you flaunt
That is
So much pollen and I'll daunt
That's why
Folks say: "God bless, God bless you, Bud"

Nostrils in danger from Buttercups
I'm feeling stuffed up
I'll ACHOO-OO-OO!
That rose is making me cough and hack
I'm such a sad sack
I'll ACHOO-OO-OO!
I look so disgusting
Boogers are crusty
I'm just a little bit jealous
Of guys who aren't sick
Won't ACHOO-OO-OO!

I'm sneezing loud
When I spin in the flowers
"The Sound of Mucus"
I re-visioned this old shot

So much pollen that I fought
I'll ask
How much pollen? A whole lot
That is
Too much pollen and I'll plotz
That's why
They say: "God bless, God bless you, Bud"
Too much pollen that was spot
I'll say
All this pollen was not sought
I'm peeved
There goes pollen up my schnoz
That's why
They say: "God bless, God bless you, Bud"

That Itchy-Itch!
Uh!
Full of snot!
Red faced and sweatin'
With a bitter cough, I'm unglued
Draining slime
That Black Eyed Susan is what I rue
Snapdragon is my foe
Want to go outside and stomp you
I can't stand those worthless posies
Feeling faint and got that
Itchy-itch
Those hippies out in the garden
They're stinkin' of pot and blossoms too
Morons they bug me senseless
And I'll curse Spring out
This time of year I am defenseless
That lawn you'll mow
Makes me hack
That's why I have spurned this season!
Plants seed spreading
Now I can't frolic, Inside I'm stayin'
It's sickening, Plants are growin'
Those shrubs and trees keep on slayin'
My sinus is doomed, Stupid Spruce
I've no green thumb
I've got 99 problems
And a Birch is one!
It sucks!

God bless, god bless you, Son!
God bless, God bless you, Son!

Grass chomped by cows
Means a trip to the doctor's
A forest fire
Is idolized, It solves lots (solves lots)

Too much pollen in my maw
There's just
Too much pollen from that straw
There's just
Too much pollen, It's no draw
That's why
Folks say: "God bless, God bless you, Bum!"
There's just
Too much pollen, Feeling raw
There's just
Too much pollen, Cattle gnawed
There's just
Too much pollen, In my jaws
That's why
Folks say: "God bless, God bless you, Mon!"
There's just
Too much pollen and sawdust
There's just
Too much pollen in my craw
There's just
Too much pollen and it sucks!
That's why
Folks say: "God bless, God bless you, Punk!"

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Onslaught - September 04, 2015 - Report this comment
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