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Song Parodies -> "It Will Rain"

Original Song Title:

"Hurricane"

Original Performer:

AllyKat

Parody Song Title:

"It Will Rain"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Praying for rain... of fire from Israel on Iran and/or any Russian shipments of S-300s to Syria/Hezbollah. Time is still running out for the Israeli unilateral strike on Iran's nuke facilities. Even delayed, at some point self-preserevation will demand it and Israel has over 400+ nukes. Delivery method will most likely come from the Med via one of the 5 Dolphin SSKs (provided by the Germans).
Middle East, it will rain
A fierce storm is gathering
From where evil reigns
Playing enrichment games

Watch as defiant Tehran burns in flames

Rumors of Russky might
Megan David wings in flight
Missiles in transit
Terrorist bandits

(Shipments) Alight- Netanyahu demands it!

Echoes of former times
Hitler, 1939
Jewish lives at stake
Yellow Stars, glass did break

“Never Again”, make no mistake

Here we are once again
Planned genocide, evil men
They won’t get their way
Punishment from YHWH

Coming… another “twin sun” day

[Probably from a Dolphin’s spray]*
* launched from modified torpedo tube, a Popeye Turbo CM with nuke tip

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Rob Arndt - May 31, 2013 - Report this comment
First of all, the Arabs were given a choice in 1947 to divide the land and rejected it which led to the Israeli War of Independence in '48 which they won and got more territory. Sorry the 19th and 20th Century Arabs (not Palis) from largely Egypt and Jordan got nothing and subsequent wars of aggression against Israel all backfired over 6 decades. Second, the Germans don't make nukes or cruise missiles but world's best wire-guided torpedoes STN-Atlas DM4s and 5s. Third, the Dolphin subs were gifts to the Israeli Navy (3 for free plus 2 at reduced price) to test new German systems for their Type 212/214s but modified the torpedo tubes to take Israeli CMs with potential nuke tips. Fourth, the Iranian threat is real and so is Ahmadinejad's agenda for "wiping Israel off the map" as he has stated verbatim for years. Fifth, no nuclear exchange b/c Iran has no delivery system except via land terror network, and Israel has over 400+ nukes of A, H, and N-Types. Tehran will be obliterated into ash. And lastly, a mispelling on what was originally "Solomon's Star". Contrary to popular belief the Star is not man reaching up to G-d and G-d reaching down to man but a 6-point hex symbol after Solomon allowed his many wives and concubines to enter the Temple and bring idols there. He died and the Israelite Kingdom was divided and then conquered by many nations. Your blatant Anti-Semitism is noted and reported. Also, it is in the best interests of humanity to destroy Pyongyang as well as any tyrant or terrorist sponsor nation with nukes should be dealt with BEFORE they lob a nuke in someone's direction. I guess you would be happy to see Haifa, Tel Aviv, or Jerusalem nuked and also Seoul. Pre-emptive is not only morally justified but now also adopted by the US and West after decades of condemnation against wise Israel.
Rob Arndt - June 01, 2013 - Report this comment
Slight correction: The Germans have a joint CM with Sweden- the Taurus KEPD 350 which is only designed to be carried by the Tornado, Typhoon, Gripen, and F/A-18. It is not exported to Israel for the F-15 and 16I versions. Israel has its own arsenal of CMs.
Gertie Goethe - June 01, 2013 - Report this comment
Herr Dr. Merkwürdigliebe, you have falsch schreiben "misspelling."
Rob Arndt - June 01, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks Gertie, I have Ulnar neuropathy that affects my right hand. Look it up, esp. "Benedictine Hand" effect. I also write very fast in the comment boxes b/c it is off the top of my head and proofing can be a hassle with diabetic eyesight!!! But thnx anyway :)

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