-> "Son on Fire (from 'LOTR:OMG!')"
Original Song Title:
"Girl on Fire"
Parody Song Title:
"Son on Fire (from 'LOTR:OMG!')"
I’ve seen the future and it’s dire
All I’ve got is Faramir, pretty rubbish that’s clear
He’s never gonna set the world on fire
Always ‘the other son,’ isn’t even my favourite one
Ohhh, oh-oh oh-ohhh
In here we’ll never be found
Got this place on lockdown
Oh-oh oh-oh ohhh, oh-oh oh-ohhh
Put Faramir on the ground
And then kindling all round…
And set him on fi-re!
My son is on fi-re….
Great funeral py-re…
My son’s on that fi-re…!
Looks like the Steward’s gone insane
It’s wrong but I’ve left my post
Better follow where he goes
What’s he up to? He went in there with a flame…
What’s he trying to toast?
Pretty sure it aint marshmallows…
Ohhh no-oh oh-oh….
He’s gonna burn the joint down
Turn it crispy and brown!
Whoa-oh oh-oh nooo…. Oh-oh uh-oh…
Gandalf will be aghast
Better go get him fast…
He’s started a fi-re! (Fi-re, fi-re!)
Set his son on fi-re…
Bad way to re-tire… (fi-red, fi-red!)
Your son – on a py-re!
Clearly doesn’t care ‘cos he’s gone nuts
Look in palantirs you lose your guts
Things are looking dodgy, yes it’s true
But you can’t end this with a barbecue!
Let’s have that sword off you
BEREGOND: What did you do this for Dene-thor – no wait -
Don’t jump on that fi-re! (Fi-re, fi-re!)
GANDALF: Sau-ron is a li-ar!
BEREGOND: You’ll burn on that py-re! (Py-re, py-re!)
PIPPIN: Too late, he’s on fi-re…!
Oh-oh oh-oh noooo, look at him glow…. oh-oh oh-oh ohhh….now he’s really toast…
Whoa.. oh-oh oh-ohhh… cooking on slow… oh-oh oh-oh ohhh…. like a Sunday roast…
Oh-oh oh-oh ohhh…. oh-oh oh-nooooo… hu-man burr-i-to…. oh-oh-ohhh…
Oh-oh oh-oh ohhh… oh-oh oh-ohhh… bad way to go….ohhhh….
Steward got stewed upon that fi-re..!
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