-> "Sprained Something"
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I'm not used to these moves
Thought they'd be hot but my back is bruised
Kamasutra might be fun for you
Trying that I might knock out a tooth
Not spry... Can't do this crab crawl...
Tried to stand on my head
That just made me sprawl
Won't lie... Can't hang off this wall...
When expressing our love
My junk's all black and blue
Not skinny enough to do that and screw
Going cross-eyed... bending that way, Sue
It's throwing off my groove
Bones cry... To impress my bride
In positions I'm shoved
Now I limp all the time
She's horny and she's cute
Though I'm aching for months when we're fin'ly through
Going all night... That's too hard to do
I think my spine's askew
Want more flings
Not ones based on Hindu!
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