-> "Step On It"
Original Song Title:
"Bet On It"
Parody Song Title:
"Step On It"
The Lyrics
hurry it up or the cops will nab me
see this pistol I've got aimed at your head?
we wanna ditch 'em can't you hear 'em comin'?
if I get caught then buddy you'll be dead!
(here's what happened)
robbed a bank to get what I want
(here's what happened)
stole all the money from a rest'rant
(and I've gotta)
stash away the cash from that mini-mart
come on buddy let's go!
"out of gas" my big toe!
we're not gonna stop for anything
we'll make a big escape with all this bling
well I heard bullet holes they tend to sting!
Step On It! Step On It! Step On It! Step On It!
(and hurry!)
if you don't want a fight we'll get away!
don't turn this cab around or else you will pay!
no big ideas wiseguy just do what I say
Step On It! Step On It! Step On It! Step On It!
if you are listenin' then you'll hear me seethin'
don't really care if "your tummy aches"
just be glad that you're still breathin'
we don't have no time for "bathroom breaks"
(listen buddy)
what part of this ain't gettin' through?
(listen to me)
drive and I won't have to hurt you!
(blow your brains out)
that will be your end my friend
if we do not get away so you'd better drive and pray!
we're not gonna stop for anything
(not a thing)
we'll make a big escape with all this bling
(bling bling bling)
well I heard bullet holes they tend to sting!
(and really sting!)
Step On It! Step On It! Step On It! Step On It!
(and hurry!)
if you don't want a fight we'll get away!
don't turn this cab around or else you will pay!
no big ideas wiseguy just do what I say
Step On It! Step On It! Step On It! Step On It!
woah! hold up
where'd I put that thing?
did I set it down?
well now you've got my gun
and things aren't quite so fun
hold up!
it's no good at all
to have your own pistol pointed at your face
by a cabbie it's such a scary place! ooh
now you're puttin' your demands on me
I'm so scared I feel I could heave!
I'm not gonna stop
not gonna stop 'til I reach the cops
turn myself in that is your plan
good guys end up on top again
son of a son of a son of a son of a
(a gun!)
son of a son of a son of a son of a
(aw some beach!)
I wanna make it right this is the way
to the police station and in jail I'll stay
your trigger finger ain't too itchy I pray!
son of a here we are alright then hey coppers!
(you can arrest me!)
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