Original Song Title:
"What Is This Feeling?"
Parody Song Title:
Meghan, Jack, Bridget, Jimmy, and bastard sons…
My dear daughters...
Thanks for your inclusion
In my campaign photo pics
Though I’m hoarse from Salem menthols ...
Though there’s bets I’ll die and shove it ...
Well, I know you don’t want Poppy to abscond!
I see our side losing
Polls say my opponent is…
A du-tiful leader, agreeably a nu-cular man, put together,
Quite, it’s POW-sible, lead is wide…
(after a beat)
Run out of zeal, we’re
Exhausted and through
I’m short on hope now
My change is spent too
My VP’s luscious
Mine beds her freely
I’ve been to Russia!
I know Swahili!
Yes, kids, we’re no saints
Here’s our one complaint:
Social contract tenet, voting
In this race
Let’s be frank – Don’t vote at all!
Hey, accept your fate, your voice is small
Better keep the heck from your town hall
Don’t wimp out, brother
There’s ten pages registration
For each vote – it’s such frustration!
Wall of words, too long!
Oh, we’re screwed when citizens amass
Still we know each year, half miss their chance
So if you’ll be voting
No big deal!
We’re hoping… not.
Feeling kinda screwed, misunderstood
How do you stand on issues, if you would?
War on Terror, bad bank charters
Are your pro-life or pro-science?
Tell the public – we’ll be smarter!
Well… such things create such biiiiiias…
Patience thinning, bored and resigned
To wond’ring how the fuck we’ll decide
We can’t get the whole truth
Geez, oh well, we tried…
We’ll just keep slinging
Our mud at the truth
One needs cojones
To fake like we do
Blunt eraser, pencil floating
Your choices, crushing
Your money, stealing
…or trust Barack?
Age line or glass ceiling!
All our little brains were once enthralled
Do we have no shame?
Now we’re very stressed, if not appalled
Both sides trade misinformation
Quid pro quo, it’s obligation
Back and forth, right/wrong!
So we’ll never quit, we’ll claim this fast
Screw the public’s grief, ‘cause we kick ass!
And “encourage” voting
Voting’s stupid, piffling
A hopeless cause!
(MCCAIN/OBAMA open newspaper, glance incredulously offstage)
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