Original Song Title:
"What Is This Feeling?"
Parody Song Title:
I rest here in the glummest of hospitals.
With throat cancer.
I had the illusion that smoking was the ish.
But of course, I learned a lesson.
Now I'm hoarse and tired of huffin'.
For I smoked a pack a day to look s*** hot.
Now I need a blood transfusion.
And this voice-box is a bitch!
My tongue is peeling,
It's bloody and blue.
I spit black foam up,
It tastes just like spew.
My mouth is yucky.
My teeth are greening.
They taste disgusting.
My gums are bleeding!
Pharynx is decayin'.
Smoked like a gas main.
Bloody hell I hate it, smoking!
Twelve a day?
Let's smoke some more!
Every single day I draw and draw
My eyes start to itch, my throat gets sore
From stinkin' rotten smoking.
Such a dangerous inhalation!
Causing throat disintegration!
Immature and wrong!
Oh, I'll try to quit... then raid through trash,
Searching for a butt to lick the ash!
All because of smoking tobacco,
I've spoiled... my... lungs!
Our cylinders of tar taste so good!
You can't get cancer lighting sticks of soot!
That's an error! Utter garbage! We-don't-mean-to-sound-all-pious,
But our products won't cause carnage!
Though a million users have died.
It's something execs must have denied.
We just want to sell our menthol lites worldwiiide!
So we're all...
Gutteral speaking, my blood strains to flow!
(Tar gets caked on haemoglobins!)
You smell this odour? They give me BO!
(Throat now smoulders. Great, I'm croaking!)
My pulse starts rushing, my head starts reeling!
(Man, it tastes like gross manure!)
Oh, I know this feeling! Buzz from nicotine!
Movie scripts get payed... making smokes looks fresh?
Damned haute couture!
Fingers stained, so they look Asian!
My poor old lungs!
Oh, I tried to quit... but wait, alas!
Now I am addicted to the patch!
Smoking! (Smoking's awful? Never!)
It aint cheap, see! (Smoking!)
Coughing goo! (So?)
Wide holes in luuungs!
Need to stay away from smoking!
[proffers a carton of cigarettes]
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