-> "Rodents"
Original Song Title:
"What Is This Feeling"
Parody Song Title:
"Rodents"
Parody Written by:
macychick
The Lyrics
RODENTS
GLINDA: My dearest darling Miss Momsie and Popsicle
ELPHABA: My dear father
BOTH: There’s been some distraction in my dorm room here at Shiz
ELPHABA: But of course I’ll try to help out
GLINDA: But of course I’ll triiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy to stop it
BOTH: For I know that’s how you’d want me to react, yes!
There’s been some distraction for you see my room is filled
GLINDA: With the most disgusting creatures ever imaginable with long creepy tails
ELPHABA: Rats!
GLINDA: What are these creatures, who surely bring doom?
ELPHABA: I heard the moment I walked in the room
GLINDA: I hear them scratching
ELPHABA: I hear them squeaking
GLINDA: I hear them gnawing
BOTH: What are these creatures?
Furry with long tails; seems there’s no avail to…
Rodents! Dirty, filthy little rodents!
GLINDA: On my desk
ELPHABA: My bed
GLINDA: My clothing!
BOTH: Let’s just say we loathe them all!
Every little rat, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
These dirty, filthy rodents
There’s no cause for celebration
In a rodent infestation
They’re so dirty, so gross!
Though I do admit they came on fast
Still I do believe these rats will last
And we will have rodents, rodents all semester long!
MORRIBLE: Didn’t I tell you not to leave out food?
The rats have come here like I said they would
See, this building is so old and full of holes that rats can crawl in
Don’t you know, it’s just your own fault
GLINDA: Well, I guess we should have listened…
STUDENTS: Elphie and Glinda, forced to reside
With dirty rats right by their bedside
MORRIBLE: And I have to tell you, it is justified!
These filthy rodents…
G & E: What are these creatures,
STUDENTS: Dirty, filthy little rodents! who surely bring doom?
On your desk, your bed I heard the moment
Your clothing I walked in the room
Let’s just say I hear them scratching
I hear them squeaking
We loathe them all I hear them gnawing
What are these creatures?
Every little rat, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl Seems there’s no avail
ALL: To… rodents!
There’s no cause for celebration
For a rodent infestation
They’re so dirty, so gross!
G & E: Though I do admit they came on fast
Still I have a feeling they will last
And we will have rodents,
rodents all semester long!
STUDENTS: Rodents, dirty filthy little rodents
A RAT: Squeak!
ELPHABA & GLINDA: AAAH!
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