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Song Parodies -> "As Long As We're In Pain"

Original Song Title:

"As Long As You're Mine"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"As Long As We're In Pain"

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The Lyrics

OK, you asked for it, and you got it, the next parody. The first parody I wrote was Camp Four Echoes.
I wanna go swimming
But I can’t go
I need help showering
Cuz I broke both of my arms
Maybe I shouldn’t have
Done those stunts
Lying beside you
In the hospital room

Just for this moment
As long as I’m in pain
This cast is a bitch
And so very heavy
And as it turned out
It’s broke in three places
I need to pop more pain pills
As long as I’m in pain

Maybe I’m brainless
Maybe I’m crazy
Why did I help you
With those stupid stunts
Somehow you had fallen
On top of me
And now I have a concussion on my head

Every moment
As long we’re in pain
We hate each other
And want to comment suicide

I don’t want to be
You’re girlfriend anymore

And though I know you
I don’t care

Just for this moment
As long as we’re in pain
It’s like being in hell
And see how much pain we’re in
As long as we’re in pain
It’s like being in hell
And see how much pain we’re in
As long we’re in pain

What is it

It’s just – since this happened – I’m going home

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 2

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Wicked Green Queen - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
As you can tell by my name, I LOVE wicked! This was a really good song, even though it was a sad dillema... I couldn't help but laugh at the end. Maybe at the end you couldv'e said though... It's just - since this happened - we're through - cya! Because Elphie says... It's just, for the first time, I feel... WICKED! So, you should have a final word at the very end.
Wicked Green Queen - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you so much Leprechan for all of your kind words on my songs. I love your song too. =)
Heavens Lil Devil - January 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Haha, hilarious/ By the way, have you checked out Green Queens latest parody. It's set to a grease song. it is great.

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