VOLDEMORT
(spoken)
Harry - now that I'm dead, I've decided to
make you my new Horcrux.

HARRY
(spoken)
You really don't have to do that.

VOLDEMORT
(spoken)
I know. That's what makes me so weird.

(sung)
Whenever I kill someone
That's born to lesser kind
Or free crooks from a prison
To devastate mankind
Defend Dark Arts,
Ends excuse the means!
And when I scream out "Imperio"!
The Muggles cry, "How scary!" Oh,
I know - They'll go - exactly where I lead
And looking at yourface.
(Tho' it reminds me of that first disgrace)
No worries - I'm determined to succeed
I'll make you bleed
To quench my greed!
Igreetthee:

Voldemort.
My name is Lord Voldemort!
My former surname, destroyed
My grim past a void
If my name you mispronouce (Boo!)
I'll give you a bruise to wear
Curse your breathing air
Can't you see, there is no doubt

I'm Lord Voldemort!
Aw, hell, I'm just Voldemort!
I'll send some Dementors towards
Your own house in hoards
Impose pain (a lot) you know
So let's start
Unless you've got any last words for Cho!

Don't be offended by this full paralysis
Follow-up with Nagini's severe mouth-talons (hiss!)
She's sure to sap you of your good morale; yes
I have always prized her
Look at those incisors!
Yes, honey come to - Voldemort
You know you love Voldemort!
Since this is try number three,
I'll kill thoroughly
Though last time I just cut you short (scar)
There's nothing that can keep you
From a death by Volde-
Mort. Rawr!

Ha ha, ha-a-a ha
Who's gonna kill ya?
Vol-de-mort!

When I greet my best Death Eaters
Dressed like cheapass trick-or-treaters
I remind them with an evil laugh
To - kill - off
Pureblood traitors, ugly waifs,
Did Snape really betray? I'll slay him later!
Killed dad in his own cottage -
Soul split in half! Tee hee!

'Cause I'm Voldemort! Geez-
It's good to be Voldemort!
I sat in a cauldron, nude
And once I was stewed,
Then the world was screwed, agreed?
Scary scary Voldemort -
That's - me! (giggle)

(spoken)
Why, Mister Potter, look at you. A cadaver.

Harry :
(spoken) I – I'm still alive.

Voldemort:
(spoken)
You're joking!!!

(sung)
Ughand though you protest
To go to your rest
Escaping on a dime
Next time, won't be so lenient!
(That was a convenient rhyme – HA!)
Ha ha ha-ha-ha ha
You'll be smoldered, dork!
(So please, don't smite Voldemort
NextTIME!)