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The Lyrics

It's been a while.
Harry - now that I'm dead, I've decided to
make you my new Horcrux.

You really don't have to do that.

I know. That's what makes me so weird.

Whenever I kill someone
That's born to lesser kind
Or free crooks from a prison
To devastate mankind
Defend Dark Arts,
Ends excuse the means!
And when I scream out "Imperio"!
The Muggles cry, "How scary!" Oh,
I know - They'll go - exactly where I lead
And looking at yourface.
(Tho' it reminds me of that first disgrace)
No worries - I'm determined to succeed
I'll make you bleed
To quench my greed!

My name is Lord Voldemort!
My former surname, destroyed
My grim past a void
If my name you mispronouce (Boo!)
I'll give you a bruise to wear
Curse your breathing air
Can't you see, there is no doubt

I'm Lord Voldemort!
Aw, hell, I'm just Voldemort!
I'll send some Dementors towards
Your own house in hoards
Impose pain (a lot) you know
So let's start
Unless you've got any last words for Cho!

Don't be offended by this full paralysis
Follow-up with Nagini's severe mouth-talons (hiss!)
She's sure to sap you of your good morale; yes
I have always prized her
Look at those incisors!
Yes, honey come to - Voldemort
You know you love Voldemort!
Since this is try number three,
I'll kill thoroughly
Though last time I just cut you short (scar)
There's nothing that can keep you
From a death by Volde-
Mort. Rawr!

Ha ha, ha-a-a ha
Who's gonna kill ya?

When I greet my best Death Eaters
Dressed like cheapass trick-or-treaters
I remind them with an evil laugh
To - kill - off
Pureblood traitors, ugly waifs,
Did Snape really betray? I'll slay him later!
Killed dad in his own cottage -
Soul split in half! Tee hee!

'Cause I'm Voldemort! Geez-
It's good to be Voldemort!
I sat in a cauldron, nude
And once I was stewed,
Then the world was screwed, agreed?
Scary scary Voldemort -
That's - me! (giggle)

Why, Mister Potter, look at you. A cadaver.

Harry :
(spoken) I – I'm still alive.

You're joking!!!

Ughand though you protest
To go to your rest
Escaping on a dime
Next time, won't be so lenient!
(That was a convenient rhyme – HA!)
Ha ha ha-ha-ha ha
You'll be smoldered, dork!
(So please, don't smite Voldemort

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 25

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Agrimorfee - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, Emi, long time, no hear! Welcome back. DKTOS, but this was definitely well-written and researched. I'd love to hear the OS on mp3 or MIDI.
Cat - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Welcome back, Emi! I too would like to find a copy of the OS, but this was really great. The Death Eater/trick-or-treater line was the best. =) But I was there room for *gasp* TWO teenage girl parodists on this website?!?.......uh yeah that was my evil side talking. How many times must I tell you to shut up, Evil Side?
Kat - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(giggles like an insane chipmunk)
Luke Brattoni - April 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Hilerious! (... 'lar'.)
Loved the rhyme match-ups in the Nagini verse. Oh, and the Death Eater one. I just got the whole Wicked album off Pat, so will proceed to jiggy all the way home with my massive earmuff headphones on. Click your ruby 5s three times.
...that, or Geography.
Emma - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
That is excellent! Truly one of the best parodies I've read in a long time!
Wicked Green Queen - January 27, 2008 - Report this comment
I wrote a comment before but somehow it didn't go through. I loved your parody, if I ever sing it rabodmly. All of my friends start cracking up. By the way, check out my latest in the Grease section.
Abby Star - June 12, 2008 - Report this comment
This song is hilarious, people! Plus it brings together my two greatest obsessions - Harry Potter and Wicked. (Oh, btw, read my latest "Hannah Montana" parody! Comment, please!)

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