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Song Parodies -> "I Will Always Love Orlando Bloom"

Original Song Title:

"I Will Always Love You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Whitney Houston

Parody Song Title:

"I Will Always Love Orlando Bloom"

Parody Written by:

Dani McGowan

The Lyrics

if i should stay, i would never be in your movie carrer way
so i wont go, cos i no ill think of you every step of the way

chorus: and i will always love Bloom, i will always love Bloom, Bloom my darling you

u look so sweet, in lord of the rings
ure the candy of my eye, my sweetie pie
we both no im what you, what you need

chorus: and i will always love Bloom, i will always love Bloom

so i hope life treats us kind,
there is no sweeter couple you'll find,
cos ure so hot that pirate show,
and even if you are part dislexic and slow,

i will always love Bloom i will i will always love Bloom i will i will always love Bloom i will i always love Bloom i will always love Bloom

will always love Bloom



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Starr - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
It's ok. But you could of been a little more original, and if you actually sing it to the tune, some of the words don't fit in with the timing!!! Really good idea tho!!!!
Hollyanne - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Orlando Bloom is a stupid ugly mutt and I hate him. He's trying to be young and he knows he's not. I HATE his guts!
Celeste - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Orlando Bloom is an ignorant fool and I hate him. He doesn't deserve to have his own freakin' website. All my friends and me have an I Hate Orlando Bloom Fan Club at school and we're constantly receiving new members. Only losers like him.
Serenity - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I am Celeste's friend. I hate Orlando Bloom. He's a fagget! Our I Hate Orlando Bloom fanclub at school is growing nicely. We currently have 548 members and we just started a month ago. At this rate, the whole freaking school will have joined by next month. Ha Ha!
Kristen - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know why my friends make fun of Orlando Bloom so much. I try to tell them not everyone is perfect. But they just hate him so much. I mean, I think he's hideous and dumb, but that's no reason to be so cruel towards another human being. At times, I feel really sorry for him. 13 year olds can be so mean.
annie from www.knowitall.com - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
he's a midget. it's a fact.
May - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him!!!!!!and his little fan girls too....
aredhel - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
i thot i was all alone in absolutly detesting orlando bloom. i HATE him so much!!!! i dont no wot it is. all the girls at my school are all "ooooo look orlando bloom is hot" but i cant stand the guy! no one else i no feels this way but i now i feel i belong.
dw's girl - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
why do you guys hate him?
havi hands - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
it sucked
tess - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahahaha - he is a dickhead and cant act at all!
Liv - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I hate u all! U r all freakin weird! Open ur eyes cauz I wuld h8 2 think wot kinda guyz u go out with!!!!!! Orlando rockz my world!!!!!!!! U lot r losers
me - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
ahem....u dont no wat ur tlkin bout luv. he cant act at all and hes a poser. Wats the point in liking him anyway, he wud neva date any of u!
Agrimorfee - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey you kids, get out of here. Don't you have a "Lizzie McGuire" movie to watch or something? ;P
no one in particular - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
i hate Lizzie McGuire!
meggy - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Okay, first of all, I don't mean to be rude but so what if Orlando Bloom can't act or isn't hot? I don't see anyone attacking Ben Affleck or FRANKIE MUNIZ (ooh, I hate that guy). Ok, maybe you have a point... anyway, he's got a girlfriend with multicolored eyes (Kate Bosworth) so haha to all you fangirls.
Amy - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
i agree. i hate all those actors you have just metioned. o - and there are hate sites for Frankie Muniz and Ben Affleck
candace - March 16, 2004 - Report this comment
its true that if u actually sing it some of the words dont fit with the timing, but anyways orlando is hot, and some of u girls are dummies and need to get a clue, and lizzie mcguire sucks!!!!!
Miranda - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I hate Orlando. He's not hot. He's stupid. Seriously. I also hate Liv Tyler, Hilary Duff, and Anna Kournikova. People like Jessica Alba can actually act.... Orlando is a fag!
your hoty - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
OH MY OLANDO BOOOOOOOOOOOM I did not want to tell you I hate you. I Do
Eli - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
it was a novel try, i for one can appreciate anyone who can hate orlando bloom. i hate seeing my gf looking at her freaking poster of him and worse is when i saw the return of the king with her. she was watching orlando bloom the whole time. needless to say that guy ruins alot of movie dates. i just dont like him for alot of reasons but most of all for the reason above, i guess it does not matter though. he would never date her. haha.
nina - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
u lot dont know wot ur talking about orlando is the most gorgeous person alive.
lily - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
i absolutely love orlando and all of his movies.
alexa - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
orlando is gorge and a really good actor
Shopper~Gurl - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
ok...to whoever wrote that first comment: do u honestly think we believe youre Orlando??
Sarah - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Orlando Bloom is a seriously cute guy I LOVE HIM TOOOOOOO MUCH>
me - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Its so sad that you actually took the time and effort to write such horrible stuff about someone. You have all just been wasting valuable time that could've been spent watching afore mentioned Lizzie Maguire movies, or sad films like that. You all clearly have no taste whatsoever, and are clearly blind if you can't see a gorgeous guy or a talented actor. I expect that most of you are just jealous anyway, because he has what most of you will never have. So there.
chris halliwell - April 24, 2004 - Report this comment
i hate orlando too.i wanna get him.my bf loves him.every body knows it's all about drew fuller
Nun Ya - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Go You! who ever said that above ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I totally agree! Okay pay attention: Lesson 1: Orlando is a major hottie, he always has been, and he always will be. Any questions? I didn't think so!
akasha Bloom - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
thank u anyone got somethin 2 say cuz i'll back my man up 100%
piper halliwell - May 02, 2004 - Report this comment
you go akasha!!!!! drew is still beter though...always was....always will be.drake is also hot!!!!!
leo wyatt - May 02, 2004 - Report this comment
yo! don't talk to my bff like that!! i got her back and i sudjest you watch yours.orlando is a fine actor(drew is better) escuse me. any way just watch your self.i got people in different area codes that can jump ya
Natalie - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I HATE orlando bloom he is so ugly and stupid. My friends and i started club IHOB ( I Hate Orlando Bloom) last week and we have 15 members! ORLI SUCKS!
Natalie - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Can i Join your club Celeste?
akasha bloom - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
u cant call him orli. that girl that was talkin bout my mom at least i can defend what i believe in. i'd talk longer but i'm in school Orli's hot
Emma - May 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I think that this whole website is stupid! Just because you all dont like orlando doesnt mean you have to bag others for liking him. I personally think he is great and love him to bits. i know a lot of peole who think the same thing, and lots who dont so if you dont like him, hate him to the privasy of your own home. Get a life people, rather than just making others feel bad.
akasha bloom - May 11, 2004 - Report this comment
thats what i'm talkin bout emma
akasha bloom - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
me- the point is that he's hot and not that he wont date us. smartie
akasha bloom - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
anyone else want to pick a bone??? thought so. sorry me i meant it in a different way
akasha bloom - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
annie yeah u define midget cuz orlando isnt dumbass
Joel Ealham - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Orlando Bloom should be slaughtered in a few of his next films, to give me the satisfaction he wants to put out in his films for theviewers, i would love to watch a film that he encounters a slow, very painful, tragic death (or he just gets killed by a group of his haters (like us lot). he is such a complete dick, i HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rebecca - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
well i think he rocks, some people really need eyes, he's gorgeous i really dread to think who you guys fancy
Alice - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
he's a twat with a women's body, who can't act. i went and watched troy on the weekend and he properly ruined it. the whole cinema cracked up as soon as he opened his mouth. Nig mistake putting him next to the lovely mr Pitt!!!!!!! I HATE HIM SO MUCH AND ALL MY FRIENDS LOVE HIM, NO TASTE!!!!!!
person - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
this is the dumest thing I have ever read in my life my friends are obsessed with orlando bloom but I don't think he's worth spendin so much time talking about him
kim - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
orlando is one of the best looking guys in the world i dunno y u guys r so mean. cant u look past ur predudis n c a rly kool actor? it annoys me when ppl rag on sum1 when they dont even kno him. my sister is totally against him- i dunno y she must just b jealous. i am a huge fan---GO ORLANDO U ROCK!!!!!
Kelly - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment
You have to be the biggest loser. If u hate Orlando Bloom so much, why waste your time making a website for him? It's so fucking gay that you have all this hate on Orlando, no on cares if you like him or not. Your song sucked too, it wasn't funny just stupid. Why dont you just stop complaining and get off ur fat ugly ass and get some friends.
EmiLoca - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, how I love the smell of preteen snark. As for the parody in itself, it was mediocre. The pacing was questionable, and the subject matter is clearly more controversial than abortion, or cloning, or gay marriage... As for my two cents, I find Orlando Bloom devastatingly attractive. Translated, that means: omfg i sooooo luv orlib he is soooooo fkin hot omg i hte u all who hte him!!!!!! loL
ocs - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
ORLANDO IS SOOOO HOTT
Orlando Bloom - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
You better believe I'm hot. I'm so hot that when I touch myself I get a nerd degree burn.
Captain Jack Sparrow - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I touch myself only on the poop deck.
sakura - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Why all the hate Orlando is a nice looking boy.
Michael Pacholek - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Somebody rewrite "Moon River" for "Bloom Quiver"! I can't, because I don't like the guy!
kelsey - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
omg i HATE that dumb song!! but OrLi rox my sox!! lol of course he would nvr date me, or ne of all ya ppl cuz hes got a grlfriend! and i think hez a gr8 actor, and im a huge fan, and not just bcuz hes da hottest man alive!!! all u ppl hoo dont like him, get a life!! i mean really u must date SERIOUS nerds/goths, if u cant see that hes a total hottie!!
~kelsey~ - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
and y do ya ppl hate him soo much neway?? wut did he ever do 2 u? 2 words: anger management! :-P lol
Awesomeaida - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I loooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvveeeeee orli 2 death! I think you all our entitled to your opinions (even if your wrong) but u dont even know him!!!!! Okay, the facts: 1)He's an awesome actor (those of you who diagree id like to see you try to do better!) 2) He wouldn't go out with any of us unless your name happens to be Kate Bosworth (lucky lil muffin) 3) You guyz shouldn't rag on sum1 u dont kno and has done nothing 2 u! Bonus: HE'S A FRIGGIN HOTTIE!!!!!!!
kim - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
i am friends with amy and i do think that u r losers. i will bring this website down! because it sucks and u do 2! orlando is HOT NOT UGLY. if i hear another bad comment about him i am going to gater up all his fans to KICK YOUR BUTT! faggot!
Arwen - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
"i will bring this website down! "

I am laughing so hard right now!! Anyway...I was wondering if any of you all happened to catch the "Graham Norton" show when Orlando was on...and they were totally making fun of girls who were fighting over him...just like this...in chat rooms and stuff...

Good quality stuff...
orlando bloom's anus - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
yeah, orlando's a hot shit all right...especially about 12 hours after he eats pizza with extra hot chili pepper and tabasco sauce...makes me feel all warm inside.
just me - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
don't u ppl have any better things to do than say 'i love orlando' or 'i hate orlando'? no offence but this isa stupid... u don't know him guys and... what has he done to u?
orlando sucks - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
get a life, this guy is never going to like you he's a stuck up dumba** whose acting sux
loveppl4theirsoul - December 08, 2005 - Report this comment
so what? if he's so friggin' hot, that makes him a great person, right? WRONG!! he's an idiotic dipshit who needs a personality!
sexy babe - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
i think drew fuller is the best he is welllllllllllllll BUUF! i also fancy Tom Welling, Jensen Ackles and Kerr Smith (Kyle) cole was also good.
Bec136 - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
IF SO MANY PEOPLE HATE ORLANDO THEN THEY JUST SHOULDN'T READ THE SONG. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE MOVIES HE'S IN THEN DON'T WATCH 'EM! QUIT ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF MORRONS! WHO EVER SAID THAT ORLANDO CAN'T ACT PROBABLY CAN'T DO MUCH BETTER! ORLANDO COULD OWN ALL OF YOU PUT TOGETHER ANY DAY OF THE YEAR!!!

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