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Song Parodies -> "(Hera's a) Baboon"

Original Song Title:

"Balloon"

Original Performer:

Wendy & Lisa

Parody Song Title:

"(Hera's a) Baboon"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Billy Beer, you guzzle

Hera's a baboon
I don't care what you say
Total crass maroon
Mean to Aphrodite

Hera's a baboon
I am done with you, Miss Thing
Bite her like a prune
Lions fill with stuffing

I say
Hera ba-ba-boon
Nah nay
Hera ba-ba-boon

My way
Hera ba-ba-boon
High way
Hera ba-ba-boon

(Guzzle, dear, a Billy Beer)

Hera's a baboon
Moo goo bwana Zeusie
Hercules, a fling
Didn't wanna floozie

Hera's a baboon
Tom and Dick and Harry
Wrote her a haiku
But she likes Curly, Moe, and Larry

Do, re
Hera ba-ba-boon
Oh tay
Hera ba-ba-boon

Ray Jay
Hera ba-ba-boon
Bae bae
Hera ba-ba-boon

(Jostle, dear, a chandelier)
Hera ba-ba-boon
(Wrestle, dear, a Mouseketeer)
Hera ba-ba-boon
(Cuddle, dear, a filly's rear)
Hera ba-ba-boon
(Guzzle, dear, a Billy Beer)
Hera ba-ba-boon

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Rob Arndt - September 10, 2015 - Report this comment
I still remember drunk Billy Carter urinating in front of an Arab delegation somewhere. One of his famous sayings was, "I'm a redneck with white socks and a Blue Ribbon beer!" 555 Porfle. You've done it again!!!
Porfle Popnecker - September 10, 2015 - Report this comment
I remember that too. What a golden memory!
Shaun - September 10, 2015 - Report this comment
Sheer brilliance, or is that madness?! 5-5-5
Porfle Popnecker - September 10, 2015 - Report this comment
I'll let you decide!
Sammy - September 11, 2015 - Report this comment
I think old Porfle drunk him an entire 6 pack of Billy Beer! He's plum loco!!!
Porfle Popnecker - September 11, 2015 - Report this comment
I actually did that once and it gave me a headache.
Rob Arndt - September 11, 2015 - Report this comment
Billy Beer is a mystery. First of all, it was horrible. But because the President's brother endorsed it, there was overwhelming demand for it! Billy had to branch out with three major breweries churning that garbage out. And even after it was gone, it is still a worthy collectible opened or sealed! Before Billy died, he said his own lousy beer caused him to stop drinking!!!
Old Guy - September 11, 2015 - Report this comment
Porfle, I find your humor to be intensely funny. Always a good read. Continue on young man.
Porfle Popnecker - September 11, 2015 - Report this comment
Interesting. Wish I'd left mine unopened!
Rob Arndt - September 11, 2015 - Report this comment
Hey Porfle, since it appears that we both grew up in the '70s, have you considered doing a parody about Evel Knieval? You could do "Evil Woman" as "Evel Bikeman!" Just a suggestion...!
Porfle Popnecker - September 11, 2015 - Report this comment
Old Guy: Thanks! That's good to hear! Rob: I'll see if I can come up with something!
Joe - September 13, 2015 - Report this comment
I love this guy! He's the real deal.
Porfle Popnecker - September 14, 2015 - Report this comment
Many thanks!
Oh Yeah Boy! - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
555, BURP!!!
Porfle Popnecker - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
That sounds like a telephone number for an indigestion hotline.
Nancy - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Porfle, you write 'em as you see 'em! Fives!
Porfle Popnecker - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Much obliged!
Kenny - September 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Porfle, you're the best! Got any surprises for us coming up? I'm a big fan!
Karen - September 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Fantastic! Made me laugh so hard I almost peed myself! Fives!
Alan - September 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Masterfully arranged! 5s
Old Man - September 19, 2015 - Report this comment
I too remember obnoxious Billy Carter who tried an oil deal in Libya. Had folks upset and there was a hearing. Cast a shadow over his brother's presidency. He lost a lot of stuff after that and was considered an agent for Libya!
Callmelennie - September 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Porfle, buddy, I'm going to write a tribute to you. Yur gonna love it.
Rob Arndt - September 20, 2015 - Report this comment
In 2011, I did a tribute to PP titled, "Porfle's Got a Way." He still got it! A living Mad Magazine!!!
Porfle Popnecker - September 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone for the awesome comments! You've really brightened up my day (week, month, year...)!

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