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Song Parodies -> "Young & Skanky"

Original Song Title:

"White & Nerdy"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Young & Skanky"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

My 100th parody-of-a-parody!!!
They see me twerkin'
Stickin' out my tongue
I know they're all thinkin'
I'm so Young & skanky

Think I'm just too Young & skanky
Think I'm just too Young & skanky
Can't you see I'm Young & skanky
Forget Disney, I'm Young & skanky
out of control with-
The Psycho celebs
Yeah, so far they all think
I'm too Young & skanky
Think I'm just too Young & skanky
Think I'm just too Young & skanky
I'm just too Young & skanky
Really, really Young & skanky

At the VMAs was the place to be
Twerkin', grindin' Thicke, Oh yeah- that WAS me!
Stickin' my ass up and tongue out viciously
Who was I trying to act like??? A whore wannabe- maybe?
The tabloids continue to run that story!
Dropping Hanna Montana is no sin- to the contrary
Lady Gaga is now my adversary
Cut my hair and look like a dyke... that's scary!
Nudity is so natural and yes, it's airy
I'm a slut, pretend! Amanda Bynes sick, so I lost my friends
Meet strange people in the strangest places
In LA my driving is Bieber outrageous
In interviews making funny faces (it's contagious)
Forget the '00s, of my former days
Disney's Hanna Montana was just a phase
Crowd I hang with? Parties where I drink all day
Pick up young bucks, and luv gettin' laid
I'm the latest sex sensation
People love my wild-ass gyrations
Licking, Twerking, having fun
Bi-curious relationships leave some fans stunned!
All my critics have got it wrong
Selling sex with music and videos is strong
Want me to go farther? Well... “It's On!”
See me in public, I'll be wearin' a thong
My antics just go on and on...

They insist upon... repentent notions!
I know in their minds they think I'm
Young & skanky
Think I'm just too Young & skanky
Think I'm just too Young & skanky
Can't you see I'm Young & skanky
Look at me I'm Young & skanky
Out of control with-
The Psycho celebs
But I'm not throwin' eggs, not yet
I'm Young & skanky
Think I'm just too Young & skanky
I'm just too Young & skanky
A Ho? That Young & skanky?

I've been shoppin' and super spendin'
Got skimpy outfits to grab attention
My pasty figure?
Needs some tannin'
No matter how I act- they still want more
Into nudity, crudity, and absurdity
I lost my mind- no apologies
And all the critics? They can go to hell
Studio approves as long as my albums sell
And how they speak- it's all lies
I'm not feeling low but stand up tall
Is porn the way to go next Fall???
Cute, I despise... and old fame? I'm no doll
No! While it's true that I lack tact
Hanna Montana is NEVER coming back- fact!
Sweet little girl? Yeah, well I beat that rap
TOO MUCH! Gettin' freaky! There's no such thing as too kinky...

Think Gaga...
Yeah, that b-tch is crazy!!!

I'm slutty in the extreme: live my fantasies, not my dreams
Show up at the VMAs dressed in ice cream (make Gaga scream)!
Only substance that ever blew my mind?
Well, I've done them all- got a DUI
I spend all year
ruining my career
the next “Wrecking Ball' is what to fear

I'm a tongue-wagging nightmare?
Call me “whatever”... I don't care....

On my sex drive I'm thrivin'
Am I a lesbian? I'm tryin'
It's me they criticize 'cause
I'm so Young & skanky
Just because I'm Young & skanky
Just because I'm Young & skanky
All because I'm Young & skanky
NOT A KID! I'm Young & skanky
Out of control with-
The Psycho celebs
but, oh well, it's obvious I'm
Young & skanky
Think I'm just too Young & skanky
Think I'm just too Young & skanky
I'm just too Young & skanky
Look at me Young & skanky

Still... my audience DOES thank me!!!

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Jonathan - June 18, 2014 - Report this comment
if there's one thing Miley Circus is good for it's for making fun of! 5's
Rob Arndt - June 19, 2014 - Report this comment
Wonder which singing celeb will go off the rails next...??? Thanks Jon!!!

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