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Song Parodies -> "Craig's list"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

"Weird Al" Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Craig's list"

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The Lyrics

I haven't done a parody for AGES and finally thought of one after two days of frantic and lazy research. I don't know how this will turn out! The original song by Weird Al is a parody of 'The Doors'.
Oh no!

Craig wanted trousers that were brand new
He wanted Xbox Live and a PS2
He wanted a phone that was narrow
He wanted Indians bow and arrow
He even wanted some friends that were never dissed

Craig’s list
It was Craig’s list that was long

Craig wanted David Beckham pants and a Beckham ball
A DVD where little kids dance, Craig’s orders were very tall
A book about alien invasion and a big Snoopy flask
A lifetime supply of Doritos was a hefty task
“The classic DVD of French Connection I want” Craig hissed

It’s Craig’s list
Yeah Craig’s list, come on
It’s Craig’s list, baby
He wants fake dog poo
He always asks for things its nothing new

He always asks for movies if he missed them
Like Mr Bean or the ‘Sofa That Blew Apart’
He asked for the Gopher play set (the scene in the mine)
He wanted a chav dictionary (Words to his mother)
He wanted to see the TV adverts that always linger
He wanted to order a cheat book for Need For Speed I Need The Glue and have lifes infinite
I know the game might be rude, lady
But I wanna play it too

He wanted to meet Jermiane Jenas and buy a Nintendo Wii
He wanted a machine that will make him nice, fine tea
Of bigs dogs he saw the appeal
He like their smooth lush classy feel
He wanted beanie babys, with tags and a trombone
He wanted to see every episode of Home Alone
I gave a yelp, cos he done a crime
He wanted a watch, so he could tell the time
In the end
He didn’t want to meet Jermaine Jenas
He didn’t want to meet Jermaine Jenas
He didn’t want to meet Jermaine Jenas
Because Craig said he was ‘too small’

Craig wrote ‘Craig’s list’, yeah
Craig’s list, come on, baby
He wrote ‘Craig’s list’ ‘Craig’s list’ ‘Craig’s list’
He wrote ‘Craig’s list’ ‘Craig’s list’ ‘Craig’s list’ (cow)
Craig’s list

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Christie Marie M - September 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Craig's list rocks! They're very useful for job ads, personals, etc. One of my fave Weird Al songs as well! Well, interesting stuff in your parody. Here's $555 for advertising expenses!

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