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Song Parodies -> "Polkengine"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

A song about some of the characters from Thomas the Tank Engine and friends.
Caroline, Beatrice
Splatter, Gertrude, Rex, Fergus
Jemima, Jack, Murdoch
Chinese Dragon, Boxhill Jock
Ivo Hugh, Ruth, Harold
Flying Kipper, Green Arrow
Bertie and Catherine
Everybody Polkengine!

Spiteful Brakevan, Iron Bert
Trevor, Bulgy, Pip, Albert
Henrietta, Isabel
Iron'arry, Mirabel
Old Stuck Up, Victoria
Elizabeth, Fred, Ada
Mavis, Spencer, and Falcon
Everybody Polkengine!

It's time to polka
For Spamcan and Mabel
Come on put on your lederhosen
Take a ride with Annie and Clarabel
You better grab yourself a partner
From Thomas and the rest of Sodor (of Sodor)
Hold on a moment
Guess who on Sodor are joining us for sure

Including Edward, Shane Dooiney
Flying Scotsman, Skarloey
Sir Handel and Peter Sam
Topham Hatt, some clergyman
Gordon, Salty, Rusty, James
Percy, Henry, Diesel, Jane
Millicent, Bill and Ben
Everybody Polkengine!
Everybody Polkengine!
Everybody Polkengine!

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Justin Bell - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
This Sucked!

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