Uh huh ... extra work
Uh huh, uh huh ... I will turn it in

Collage is so very fun
and my brain must weight a ton
Nineteen extra classes
It was lame
No one came

Just me workin' all alone
I thought maybe I’d go home
"No sense lettin' my brain go to waste"
So then I faced

School work all day
And every day
When this writer’s block
was making me stop
And I sure don't want
An “F” today

Tell me
Why do we never have a good graduation?
'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get an “A” on my condensation science project
I sit and I wait and I see that I got a big fat “F”
Oh, should I take less classes or just tolerate it?
No no no

I was feelin' pretty down
Just like a big fat clown
And I just wanted to leave school
What to do?

In fact, I just thought I might
Go and get drunk that night
I was, drinking it so easily, but “Moe’s” ain’t free
Who would have guessed
His family chest
I'd suddenly spy
Right by his side
And son-of-a-gun
It's just like the one I own

Tell me
How was I supposed to know he wouldn’t appreciate it?
Believe me, if I knew his cousin wouldn’t tolerate it
What to do now? Should I go ahead and sell mine
And get rich and get thugs with no spines
And move to California where that kind of thing is called orated?
No no no
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no


I had so much on my mind
I thought, maybe I'd unwind
I’ll watch that new roller disco pride
Or T.V. guide
I bought on-demand
Which I couldn’t stand
I got on my feet
And changed it to “Cheat”
And watch that instead
It boggled my head, you see

Tell me
Why'd they have to show “Total Elimination”?
It really is a major inconvenience
Oh man, I really hate it
It's such a bore now
I can't play I can't cheat It’s a bore I can't play it anymore
Can't try to cheat makes me mad and I can play it at all whoa geese

Oh no, why'd I have to go and get myself all denominated?
For class president
Life without a school kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer
I can't run or compete but I’ll cry now
I can’t eat no more “Puppi Chow”
Haven't been the same since was intoxicated
No no no