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Song Parodies -> "Easter Is Aneurysm Day"

Original Song Title:

"Weasel Stomping Day"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Easter Is Aneurysm Day"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

If Easter was on a March, then that holiday is going to be renamed "Aneurysm Day", which is being inspired by an Easter basket headed Garbage Pail Kid whose name was "Ann Urism".
If Easter happens this March
Fill up fridge with too much starch
Easter's now called "Aneurysm Day"

Don't try to tell people why
Easter's on a March, that's right
You know it's gonna be "Aneurysm Day" (Aneurysm Day)

Easter baskets don't have brains
Fill 'em up with much whole grain
Fight against brain tumor
Is no such corny lousy humor

Hide away your easter eggs
Don't waste time shaving your legs
It won't be a very bad Sunday
When the time's right, Aneurysm Day

[Spoken by Ann Urism]: How come my head looks like an Easter basket? Oh, and my brain's exposed. My brain is on my Easter basket head! Am I weird?

People everywhere pointed out
It's the day they've talked about
On April, it was Easter
But on March, it ain't, don't have to pester

All about those Easter stuff
Are your IQ's low enough
Brain tumor discussion'll be okay

Nobody blink, there's aneurysm
Don't break the eggs, more aneurysm
This holiday's an Aneurysm Day
No way José, it's Aneurysm Day
Aneurysm Day

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UnKnownVO - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Dear Mr BellRinger . . . "Shaving my legs" ??? during the Easter EggHunt???
marciafearless77 - August 16, 2018 - Report this comment
How completely gross. I'd rather stick with reading "Easter Makes Me Think of Nice Things...Like You!" (small hardcover storybook) by Maria P. Gamiere during Easter which is on a March of next year while at my grandparents house because I want to enjoy my Easter lifestyle in my potential prom date uniform (prior to finding a cute girlfriend in a cute Easter formal gown).

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