If Easter happens this March
Fill up fridge with too much starch
Easter's now called "Aneurysm Day"

Don't try to tell people why
Easter's on a March, that's right
You know it's gonna be "Aneurysm Day" (Aneurysm Day)

Easter baskets don't have brains
Fill 'em up with much whole grain
Fight against brain tumor
Is no such corny lousy humor

Hide away your easter eggs
Don't waste time shaving your legs
It won't be a very bad Sunday
When the time's right, Aneurysm Day

[Spoken by Ann Urism]: How come my head looks like an Easter basket? Oh, and my brain's exposed. My brain is on my Easter basket head! Am I weird?

People everywhere pointed out
It's the day they've talked about
On April, it was Easter
But on March, it ain't, don't have to pester

All about those Easter stuff
Are your IQ's low enough
Brain tumor discussion'll be okay

Nobody blink, there's aneurysm
Don't break the eggs, more aneurysm
This holiday's an Aneurysm Day
No way José, it's Aneurysm Day
Aneurysm Day
Ecch!