Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
Here's a show you can watch
Not worth a kick in the crotch
It was shown on Nick as well as The N
This is a very interesting television series
Better not standing any chances
Under no circumstances
Should you tune in to it? I hope you will

The main character's a 14-year-old girl
Entertaining the online world
Although her father's still lived in a submarine

(Tune in) It's way better than Drake & Josh
(Tune in) It's like SpongeBob being worse than Lost
(Tune in) If you some of guys liked Kenan & Kel
Better off watch this very fine program as well

iCarly
Watch this immediately and nobody gets hurt
Discuss about it with everybody

There's Carly Shay and her best friends Sam and Freddie
Don't forget Carly's brother
And his name is Spencer
Carly has her own online program as you would know it
Don't get upset watching this show in front of your daddy
There's somebody named Jeremy
Whose nickname was "Germy"
Will you watch this show? I hope you will

It's a show about some girl's own webcast
Better than Jimmy Neutron at last
Even though you'll watch it whether you like it or not

All the critics have been agreed, it's 27 times more
Fun than watching Everybody Tolerates Raymond on TBS for sure
Just forget Hannah Montana and The Powerpuff Girls please
Don't have to care 'bout your grandpa who's speaking Japanese

You don't have to watch this show on your TV
You tune it in online on your PC
Head to TurboNick and everything should be fine
This way, you'll watch the show's new episodes online

iCarly
Watch this immediately and nobody gets hurt
Discuss about it with everybody
iCarly
Watch this immediately and nobody gets hurt
Discuss about it with everybody
iCarly
Watch this immediately and nobody gets hurt
Discuss about it with everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
What are you waiting for?
Tune in to this show alongside every single person that you know
Turn... on... the... tube!