Adam Bomb was his name
Nobody's gonna try to blame
About the top of his head exploding
His nuclear actions remain the same
And I liked him even more than
Gym Class Heroes liked Fall Out Boy
He's suicidal, he's dynamic
Yeah, he's a legend you can't annoy
Expect another thing about this Garbage Pail Kid
That you guys saw all the time
And I know some guys were obsessed with that kind of guy
Even better than Sara Slime

GPKs, I said hey! He's just pushing the button just to
Make him do a nuclear fart
That's gross, it's in the cards

Then I knew Leaky Lindsay
She has been totally messy
Sneezing is much of her favorite gimmick
And she's most of the time being nosey
And I don't worry 'bout Barfin Barbara
Or James Flames and Sandy Clod
Oh Lindsay, wipe all of those snot right off your face
It's time to even out the odds
Since Garbage Pail Kid collectors have
A chance to see her in a blue dress
Appearing in one of these giant stickers
Although I do like Elliot Mess

Aw well, I said Hey! You thought allergies bother you too much?
But Lindy has gone too far
That's gross
Aw, that's very gross
Yeah, Lindsay was gross, too gross, it's in the cards

Luke Puke is throwing up
Nonstop until he had enough
He was feeling sick and not feeling good
Even though his life can be rough
And Still Jill is just a shrunken head
While Thin Lynn's just a baby skeleton
And did I mention someone named Justin Timberleg
And a bullfighter named Gored Gordon
Yeah, they're all much ugly as they can be
Even Rob Slob the fat slobberin' pig
The world of Garbage Pail Kids might get too worse
It's popularity's a bit too big

I said Hey! Jenny Genius had lots of IQ
She's totally way too smart
That's gross
Everybody's very gross
Aw, something too gross, that's gross, it's in the cards
GPK too much?
Aw yeah, all right
Really, really, really gross
All in the cards