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Song Parodies -> "FOA Idiot"

Original Song Title:

"Canadian Idiot"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"FOA Idiot"

Parody Written by:

Edward Genereux

The Lyrics

FOA stands for Friends of Amy--the Amy Grant fanclub. The theme may sound like a broken record, but I HATE, HATE, HATE Amy's hypocrisy! I have reason to believe that she and Michael W. Smith are up to something...
Stanza I.
Don't want to be an FOA idiot!
Don't want to be some Amy Grant music nut!
Now, do I look like a lover of Smitty?
I feel the road ahead will bring death unto me!
FOA eats all flesh of people
Who love Twila Paris till days be full!
They are hypocrites just like Amy is!
They will also stop POG too,
Just 'cos Heather Payne said: "I love you"
To me, while I was doing biz!

Stanza II.
The guys with Sandi Patty are the same sort;
I fear what's left of Twila's time is so short!
They think that Casting Crowns is naught but pond scum;
They say all three said: "Everybody wants some!"
Sure, the Catholics dig just Amy,
And the Protestants do all the same-y,
But I will not be Eastern Orthodox!
Still, I must stop Amy and Smitty,
Altho' the road be hard and gritty
And filled with lots of roadblocks!

Stanza III.
Don't want to be an FOA idiot!
Let's figure out what they will do just now to us,
They're closing in on my friend Twila Paris;
Forsooth, it makes me and POG nervous!
Always heard the same kind of rumour;
They all slander that baby boomer
Who goes by name of Twila whom I like!
It must be that FOA will murder
Steven Curtis Chapman, I am surer;
Time for to flood my home dike!
The Dutch, in resistance to papal forces in the 16th century, often flooded their dikes to stop the enemy. I wonder what Twila Paris would think of this song!

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Commenter - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Christian music is to music what romance novels are to literature. Still, an interesting look below the veneer of "righteousness."

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